Are you a dirty stinkin drunk?

[HammerDown]

I don't have a drinking problem. I do it quite well actually!

like my buddy who says "I always thought alcohol abuse was mixing it with Coke."

 

[HammerDown]

Don't need a test. LOL

You know you're good 'n drunk when you're too drunk to masterbate.

 

[TigerBait1971]

You know you're good 'n drunk when you're too drunk to masterbate.

Definitely had me questioning my life decisions.

 

[fordman84]

I don't have a drinking problem. I do it quite well actually!

Same, I hardly spill any of it anymore.

 

[dikowt dowg]

Cops tell you about it.

Look, for the 1000th time, that was a misunderstanding. They said I was fucking a goat, and I said It was stevie nicks. It was dark so I don't think anyone can be sure.

 

[fordman84]

Look, for the 1000th time, that was a misunderstanding. They said I was fucking a goat, and I said It was stevie nicks. It was dark so I don't think anyone can be sure.

 

[Kburjr]

I don't have a drinking problem. I do it quite well actually!

Nor do I.

I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

I don't drink much at all or take any "pills"...I do smoke a lot of weed though.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I don't drink much at all or take any "pills"...I do smoke a lot of weed though.

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I've sort of stopped the smoking of it more or less. But I eat a lot every day. Gets a bit warmer outside I might sit on the patio and have a couple of bowls. But I'm finding eating just fine.

 

[CorpRebel]

Definitely had me questioning my life decisions.

Maybe you need to spend less time on the bidet!!

 

[TigerBait1971]

Maybe you need to spend less time on the bidet!!

No regerts on that one. Best Christmas gift evah!!

 

[Inquisitor]

No regerts on that one. Best Christmas gift evah!!

You know Biden and a bidet have a lot in common.

Only one letter separates them and there's a lot shit involved with both.

 

[Kburjr]

You know Biden and a bidet have a lot in common.

Only one letter separates them and there's a lot shit involved with both.

Sounds like a Wordle puzzle

 

[Bender]

That was a dumb test. I got the high score and then they implored me to brag about it to my doctor, said I should brag to some other people, gave me a number to call. I'm too humble for that.

 

[navamind]

That was a dumb test. I got the high score and then they implored me to brag about it to my doctor, said I should brag to some other people, gave me a number to call. I'm too humble for that.

 

[Wild Turkey]

I’m medium risk. “Risky“ or “Hazardous”

Let’s get t-shirts.

 

[ojb81]

I never understood drinking fewer than 4. Friends have a beer here and there...and that just makes you tired. Either it's party time or forget it.

yep. you're a drunk.

 

[ojb81]

I can’t just have a few. I at least catch a good buzz every day

another drunk. sad.

 

[Handicappers]

Drunks are dumb and offensive. But they’re fun to slap around when too mouthy.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Drunks are dumb and offensive. But they’re fun to slap around when too mouthy.

I could be fall down drunk and I could still bend you over and fuck you in the ass and there wouldn’t be a damn thing you could do to stop it