Are you a dirty stinkin drunk?

beardown07 said:
You can get cheapie, but still decent glassies fer like $15-20 now.

And I'm not at all weird about it being all clean en shit. In fact a brand new glassie, is choice for like one bowl, before you start sucking chunks of magma into the back of yer throat. I like a "seasoned" pipe, cuz screens er gay, and when the rain comes, you can pull a hit off the rez. I'll paperclip it for quite awhile before I toss it. It basically has to be UNpaperclippable before it's tossed.

I will never CLEAN clean one again. I got littles and shit to do. lulz
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Bought this glass “screen” a few years ago. Wasn’t a screen but was supposed to do the same shit. Looked like one of those cavalry defense spike dealies where one spike is always pointing up. Anyway, this thing sounded great, when I bought it.

First bowl I smoked I banged the ash out in my hand in the backyard and haven’t seen the little fucker since.

Gotta be kinda fun hiding smoking from the kids, right? There ain’t no hiding the process of a cleaning a bowl. Be like trying to hide a dairy farm.
 
broncosmitty said:
Bought this glass “screen” a few years ago. Wasn’t a screen but was supposed to do the same shit. Looked like one of those cavalry defense spike dealies where one spike is always pointing up. Anyway, this thing sounded great, when I bought it.

First bowl I smoked I banged the ash out in my hand in the backyard and haven’t seen the little fucker since.

Gotta be kinda fun hiding smoking from the kids, right? There ain’t no hiding the process of a cleaning a bowl. Be like trying to hide a dairy farm.
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LOL. I grew, up until my second kid, and only stopped cuz of the space.

I work from home and still have the fear of Dad instilled in my kids. They wouldn't walk into the garage on their own accord, even if they were abandoned for days. lulz
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I could be fall down drunk and I could still bend you over and fuck you in the ass and there wouldn’t be a damn thing you could do to stop it
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OH MY GOSH! This is SO GROSS! Yes Chewy, society has become more tolerant to gays.

However, threatening homosexual rape will NEVER be okay!

What the fuck are you thinking?
 
Parka said:
OH MY GOSH! This is SO GROSS! Yes Chewy, society has become more tolerant to gays.

However, threatening homosexual rape will NEVER be okay!

What the fuck are you thinking?
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he hurt my butthole with his words. stop online anal homo rape
 
Parka said:
OH MY GOSH! This is SO GROSS! Yes Chewy, society has become more tolerant to gays.

However, threatening homosexual rape will NEVER be okay!

What the fuck are you thinking?
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It’s only gay if you’re the one getting penetrated. A hole is a hole. We’ve been over this
 
trojanfan12 said:
I scored a 1.

Of course, it didn't ask about weed. lol
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I scored a 1, too.
Did you read the li'l blurb that came with it, though?
What a crock.

"It is important that you do not increase your present consumption:"

So, if I up my consumption to, like, 3-5 drinks per year, that would be really bad, or something?

Sassy Red Wine GIF by Married At First Sight
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I scored a 1, too.
Did you read the li'l blurb that came with it, though?
What a crock.

"It is important that you do not increase your present consumption:"

So, if I up my consumption to, like, 3-5 drinks per year, that would be really bad, or something?

Sassy Red Wine GIF by Married At First Sight
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lol

Yeah, reminded me of those AA flyers that used to be around that had a list of things on it like "Do you ever drink alone?" "Have you ever been drunk?", etc. and then said "If you answered yes to any of these questions, you could be an alcoholic".
 
trojanfan12 said:
lol

Yeah, reminded me of those AA flyers that used to be around that had a list of things on it like "Do you ever drink alone?" "Have you ever been drunk?", etc. and then said "If you answered yes to any of these questions, you could be an alcoholic".
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The truth is it would probably be good for me to increase my present consumption,
'Cause then I wouldn't get a buzz off one drink.

I've become such a lightweight, it's like I get a buzz if I even look at a drink.
 
trojanfan12 said:
lol

Yeah, reminded me of those AA flyers that used to be around that had a list of things on it like "Do you ever drink alone?" "Have you ever been drunk?", etc. and then said "If you answered yes to any of these questions, you could be an alcoholic".
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Why yes... YES I HAVE!! Thanks for asking! That reminds me... :martini:
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
It’s only gay if you’re the one getting penetrated. A hole is a hole. We’ve been over this
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I hope you're just doing this for the shock value and I also hope I took things too literal. You have a ton of pride, you are a proud person, for example when you talk about your job, you beam with pride. So yeah, I respect that about you and it would be good if you could take better care of your SELF... sometimes you seem self destructive and you can do better! We all can...
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
The truth is it would probably be good for me to increase my present consumption,
'Cause then I wouldn't get a buzz off one drink.

I've become such a lightweight, it's like I get a buzz if I even look at a drink.
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Hi, there.
 
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