Asteroid to hit earth

What should we do about the asteroid

  • send up john mcclane to deal with it?

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • let the fucking thing hit earth and its 200 years too late

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • eat potato salad on our way to mars

    Votes: 5 55.6%

  • Total voters
    9
The Empire will blast all nearby asteroids to bits with their Star Destroyers long before they reach the Earth's atmosphere.
 
Any way we can steer it towards California?
I subscribe to the theory that an asteroid has already hit California and really answers a lot of questions
 
What is Bruce Willis doing nowadays?
 
The Empire will blast all nearby asteroids to bits with their Star Destroyers long before they reach the Earth's atmosphere.

Unless of course, the Republic is in power at that time. Then the asteroid would only give rise to the Empire!

episode 4 before the empire GIF by Star Wars
 
There is a 1 in 2,700 chance the Bennu asteroid could hit Earth by 2182

Where do I place my bet?
 
What is Bruce Willis doing nowadays?
He has aphasia and dementia. He basically can’t act anymore and his mind is slowly going away, so probably not a good candidate to go fight the asteroid.
 
So climate change isn't going to kill off humanity?
 
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