Average guy vs 95mph

I hear ya. I coached youngins when my son was small. I wish I had thought of that strategy.
I ended up getting one kid that dropped down from a Majors travel team because the other parents were SO awful. He brought his kid over because our parents are all supportive and friendly during games. So it does pay to be polite in sports :suds:
 
Not a chance in hell. You have a better shot at a machine, because a pitcher can move all over the zone. And at least you know a machine won't fuck with you and drop a slider or a changeup on you.

When I was 30, I was in a batting cage called the Ryan Express. The ball was coming in at 98 MPH and I had no problem hitting it and pulling it (of course I was swinging before the machine was releasing the ball). If it threw me a change up ... I would have been twisted into the ground and look like the fool I really am. If it threw inside, I may have pooped myself.
 
When I was 30, I was in a batting cage called the Ryan Express. The ball was coming in at 98 MPH and I had no problem hitting it and pulling it

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I like slow-pitch and beer too much to worry about this.
 
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