Banana sandwich, yay or nay?

[Handicappers]

Banana and mayo?

Da fuq

 

[williewilliejuan]

My mouth can handle that much pineapple.

Have to pace myself with em. Or it’s pain for days.

My wife is that way. I eat at least a cup of pineapple every morning with breakfast and never have any issues.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

My wife is that way. I eat at least a cup of pineapple every morning with breakfast and never have any issues.

Pineapples are trying to eat you while you eat them. Weird fruit

 

[BigRedMoe]

Wait.... dis isn't a euphemism for a FMF threesome?

 

[Wild Turkey]

I've been known to do a banana and peanut butter sandwich but I haven't eaten one in over 25 years and it hasn't occurred to me to do so. Banana and mayo just isn't something that would interest me. I'm not going to judge you for eating it but I don't plan on being a participant.

 

[Wild Turkey]

An Egg McMuffin is not Eggs Benedict.

Let's not hate on the McMuffin as that is a solid breakfast choice.

I won't step foot in a Mcdonald's for lunch or dinner but for fast food the McD's breakfast is underrated.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Wait.... dis isn't a euphemism for a FMF threesome?

Is one of the participants an Asian person who acts white?

 

[williewilliejuan]

An Egg McMuffin is not Eggs Benedict.

It was created to be a faster version of Eggs Benedict. The guy who invented it, only got paid his regular salary for doing so.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Is one of the participants an Asian person who acts white?

Define "acting white" in this situation.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Let's not hate on the McMuffin as that is a solid breakfast choice.

I won't step foot in a Mcdonald's for lunch or dinner but for fast food the McD's breakfast is underrated.

Hardee’s has the best fast food breakfast, but I only eat fast food breakfast when I’m on the road. Most mornings I either get a bologna or steak cat head biscuit made from scratch by a little old lady at the store I stop in every morning

 

[williewilliejuan]

Define "acting white" in this situation.

Using the mayo as lube.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Is one of the participants an Asian person who acts white?

That describes pretty much every Asian I’ve been around other than the Vietnamese folks I play cards with

 

[BigRedMoe]

Using the mayo as lube.

*takes notes*

 

[williewilliejuan]

That describes pretty much every Asian I’ve been around other than the Vietnamese folks I play cards with

They’d act white if they could shake the accent, but I haven’t met a Vietnamese person yet who can do it.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Mayo and Banana? Mayonnaise is just raw eggs and oil....


So a banana and mayo sandwich is just:
raw eggs + oil + banana + bread = yuck!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

They’d act white if they could shake the accent, but I haven’t met a Vietnamese person yet who can do it.

They’re friendly enough though, at least the ones at the card table

 

[williewilliejuan]

They’re friendly enough though, at least the ones at the card table

No issue there. It just seems like a really hard accent to lose. I know people who have been in the US for 30+ years and still have a super-thick accent.

 

[Kburjr]

No issue there. It just seems like a really hard accent to lose. I know people who have been in the US for 30+ years and still have a super-thick accent.

Never met a natural born Texan that lost his accent either, or an Alabaman

 

[dikowt dowg]

I grew up eating banana and Mayo sandwiches and I love em. Thought it was a normal thing, but a lot of people say it sounds too disgusting to try. Where do you stand?

I packed one for dinner today(will add the Mayo when I’m ready to eat it)

Banana and PB sammiches, tho. Good to quite good.

In this country, you can do both.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Never met a natural born Texan that lost his accent either, or an Alabaman

Texas is strange in that regard. You have some natural-born Texans with no accent whatsoever and some with a very pronounced drawl. There doesn’t appear to be a geographic component to it.