Best Wednesday Ever

that sucks so so much right now

the Gov put out new guidelines for visiting people in hospitals right now and one of the stipulations is "dying" and that just comes off as so...blunt.
I'm trying to figure out a Thanksgiving meal delivery, but he's in a small town. And most of the national places that ship are sold out by now. And their grocery store requires picking up the meal and I don't want to put that on them.

I've half-convinced myself to make them a Thanksgiving meal and drive it to them this weekend because there's a good chance he won't actually make it another week... but I don't know if I can pull that off. It's 8 hours roundtrip.
 
Have we found out why this is the best Wednesday ever yet? Did I miss it?

Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
okay, apparently more sources are coming out on this. there wasn't an actual physical altercation, but just a heated exchange between the two. apparently judge had already made a decision to replace columbo with deguglielmo, whom he'd worked with in new england. i guess colombo didn't take it too well, but, no actual fight occurred.
sure, do you want to believe those sources or the fun narrative of events?
 
I'm trying to figure out a Thanksgiving meal delivery, but he's in a small town. And most of the national places that ship are sold out by now. And their grocery store requires picking up the meal and I don't want to put that on them.

I've half-convinced myself to make them a Thanksgiving meal and drive it to them this weekend because there's a good chance he won't actually make it another week... but I don't know if I can pull that off. It's 8 hours roundtrip.
Since you're delivering homemade meals, check your PMs for my address
 
Now that we have that out of the way, lets lighten it up a bit.

So this morning, I shampooed and conditioned my pubes. The difference in results between that and Irish Spring is pretty remarkable.
Interesting. Never shampooed or conditioned down there before. I might try it when I shower this afternoon.
 
Interesting. Never shampooed or conditioned down there before. I might try it when I shower this afternoon.
you know that scene in Waiting where the old waitress lady flashed the rest of the wait staff...

that's where my head is.
 
okay, apparently more sources are coming out on this. there wasn't an actual physical altercation, but just a heated exchange between the two. apparently judge had already made a decision to replace columbo with deguglielmo, whom he'd worked with in new england. i guess colombo didn't take it too well, but, no actual fight occurred.
I don't want to believe that narrative. In my mind they were drawing up a play-action pass and they disagreed going right or left with it and starting throwing punches.
 
you know that scene in Waiting where the old waitress lady flashed the rest of the wait staff...

that's where my head is.
I do not know what Waiting is.

And stop calling me old.
 
I do not know what Waiting is.

And stop calling me old.
the Ryan Reynolds movie in the chain restaurant where they show each other their balls all day?
 
the Ryan Reynolds movie in the chain restaurant where they show each other their balls all day?
Ah yes. I think I saw part of that movie. But I don't know the scene you are referencing.
 
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