Bigger Postseason Choke Artist: Aaron Judge or Clayton Kershaw

Who shits the bed more in the postseason?

  • Aaron Judge

    Votes: 3 50.0%

  • Clayton Kershaw

    Votes: 3 50.0%

  • Small sample size of potato salad with extra nuts

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    6
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Aaron Judge
Regular season OPS: 1.010 (4323 PA)
Postseason OPS: 0.733 (252 PA)

Clayton Kershaw
Regular season ERA: 2.50 (2,742.2 IP)
Postseason ERA: 4.49 (194.1 IP)
 
Both are pieces of shit, but Kershaw at least has a Mickey Mouse fake ring and was able to pitch well in front of empty stadiums, and will get a ring this year too despite making no postseason appearances
 
Big Al Rogorson said:
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That's a gay answer.

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Aaron Judge is 6'7", 282 lbs
Clayton Kershaw is 6'4", 225 lbs

Aaron Judge is the bigger post season choke artist.
 
Let's see how young Aaron does this evening in an elimination game.

BehAH heHAH! I'm just kiddin' he's already the biggest choker
 
Why do we have to choose?

Might as well ask which Olsen twin was the worse actress.
 
I don't know. Kershaw's postseason ERA is 80% higher than his regular season ERA. Nearly two full runs. That's fucking crazy.
 
Inquisitor said:
It may be bad Judgement, but I'll go with Kershaw.
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I too have placed my vote for Kershaw, but I reserve the right to change it at any time if it will make me more popular.
 
I would like to see the Yankees get swept tonight. That'd be fun to watch their fans cry in the stands.
 
Rooting for a meteor, obvi, but Kershaw has a longer history and plays for a fuckier team I hate more so he’s the bigger choker. Dumb fuckface asshole.

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I’m going to give Judge some grace here. He’s playing the Dodgers. There’s a better than average chance some of their fans have his friends and/or family kidnapped and are threatening their safety if Judge doesn’t tank.
 
Judge all day....I fully admit this is influenced by how he gets sucked off the entire season but I didn't ask them to do it so tough shit
 
williewilliejuan said:
I’m going to give Judge some grace here. He’s playing the Dodgers. There’s a better than average chance some of their fans have his friends and/or family kidnapped and are threatening their safety if Judge doesn’t tank.
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You are too generous sometimes champ
 
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