Browns Player Brings Weed To Game

fordman84 said:
man, that ain't seeds. What NFL player is going to do something like buy seeds in bulk and then put them in individual ziplocks? That's weed, and someone is a moron for having them on the sideline. Guarantee EVERY NFL locker room has weed in it somewhere, but most are smart enough to not have it on the sideline where dozens of cameras are pointed at any given moment. haha, still chuckling about this.
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From what I understand, unless you have officially licensed products (including food), you have to do that to hide any product labels. So, gatorade is allowed on the sidelines, but if the player wants powerade instead, they need to be in unmarked bottles. Same for food. If David's Sunflower Seeds isn't an official NFL brand, then you gotta put them in baggies so their label isn't shown on TV.

In reality, I think theres a 0% chance that's actually weed in the baggie. But it's still hilarious.
 
Tharvot said:
From what I understand, unless you have officially licensed products (including food), you have to do that to hide any product labels. So, gatorade is allowed on the sidelines, but if the player wants powerade instead, they need to be in unmarked bottles. Same for food. If David's Sunflower Seeds isn't an official NFL brand, then you gotta put them in baggies so their label isn't shown on TV.

In reality, I think theres a 0% chance that's actually weed in the baggie. But it's still hilarious.
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Ok, that would make sense. I could see a player wanting pistachio seeds (which are green so plausible here) and one of the staffers putting them in unmarked bags like that.
 
Enoch said:
It's crazy because, the thing is, WHY exactly, does he have a bag of weed out on the sideline? Surely not to actually smoke some right then and there, right??? What, did he have one of those little one hitter fake cigarettes with a dugout and he was taking blasts over by the gatorade coolers? Was he selling a few nugs to some of his homeboys right then and there, so he wouldn't forget about it later, after the game? Lol, this is too funny.
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Would be buying or selling for sure.

Which is batshit retarded. lulz
 
Enoch said:
It's crazy because, the thing is, WHY exactly, does he have a bag of weed out on the sideline? Surely not to actually smoke some right then and there, right??? What, did he have one of those little one hitter fake cigarettes with a dugout and he was taking blasts over by the gatorade coolers? Was he selling a few nugs to some of his homeboys right then and there, so he wouldn't forget about it later, after the game? Lol, this is too funny.
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One of the fucking clubhouse guys will steal it from his locker. Probably Zack with that faggy haircut.
 
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Apparently confirmed sunflower seeds. You can see the cup he was spitting the shells into in his other hand. I choose to believe the seeds were at least coated with THC because it's hilariously peak Browns for this preseason.
 
Tharvot said:
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Apparently confirmed sunflower seeds. You can see the cup he was spitting the shells into in his other hand. I choose to believe the seeds were at least coated with THC because it's hilariously peak Browns for this preseason.
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It's that Sunflower Kush, makes you see the world like van Gogh :laugh:
 
As much as it looked like weed I was not sold on it being that. Dumb asses play the game sure. But that’s like having a six pack on the sidelines. Just known better.
 
Um, shelled sunflower seeds....
 


Pick up a tee shirt while you're at the game.
 
Orlando_Eagles said:
As much as it looked like weed I was not sold on it being that. Dumb asses play the game sure. But that’s like having a six pack on the sidelines. Just known better.
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I would say the same about taking a piss on the sidelines of an NFL game...

 
douggie said:


Pick up a tee shirt while you're at the game.
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I really REALLY want to print shirts with this on the back, nothing on the front. Could be on an orange shirt, even. Those who know, know.

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