Bruce Willis retires - has aphasia

a·pha·sia
/əˈfāZH(ē)ə,əˈfāzēə/


noun
Medicine
noun: aphasia
  1. loss of ability to understand or express speech, caused by brain damage.
It affects your ability to swallow food too.

edit: that is dysphasis…
 
To be fair, he hasn't really acted in years. Just showed up and read a handful of lines in some B/C movies for a paycheck.
 
When I initially got the notification of Willis' aphasia, I thought it said "alopecia" and assumed it was a well-played parody.
Yeah, I was about to come in and post "hopefully Chris Rock gets informed before the next Oscars"
 
67 years old. I didn't realize he was that old. Where has all the time gone?
hourglass sands GIF
 
South Jersey boy...my aunt claims to have dated him in high school

always enjoyed his movies...at least a lot of them

off the top of my head

Death Becomes Her
Die Hard series
Whole Nine Yards
Sin City
 
I bet the folks at the Razzies feel like shit now.
 

a·pha·sia
/əˈfāZH(ē)ə,əˈfāzēə/


noun
Medicine
noun: aphasia
  1. loss of ability to understand or express speech, caused by brain damage.
Does this explain why all the Die Hard movies suck, after #3?
 
South Jersey boy...my aunt claims to have dated him in high school

always enjoyed his movies...at least a lot of them

off the top of my head

Death Becomes Her
Die Hard series
Whole Nine Yards
Sin City
Hudson Hawk is much derided, but actually a good flick.
 
Hudson Hawk is much derided, but actually a good flick.
It’s so bad it makes you laugh. I guess in that sense it’s “good”
 
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