Can somebody explain this TV Commercial to me

RobBase Drinks 60 Eggs A Week said:
My favorite commercials are the shitty ab machine ones where the fat guy can’t do a simple sit up without breaking his neck and crippling himself and that’s why he needs the latest ab machine product. Not so much for abs but so he doesn’t end up in a wheelchair doing something as simple as a sit up.

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My favorites are along those same lines...

There was one in particular where the product was some kind of "comfortable" ear wax cleaner/extractor and the person in the commercial puts a Q-tip in their ear and flinches in pain like they just got shot in the head... ...Fool, if a Q-tip fucks you up that bad, you need to see a doctor!... ...Whatever product they're selling ain't curing your problem!...
 
When I hear "favourite commercial" I immediately snicker...
 
I snicker at people who snicker.

I mean... Really, though... Who "snicker"s these days?... ...Old ass white dudes fixing to take a dirt nap...
 
jjc2009 said:
Thanks a fucking lot. That isn’t leaving my brain for the rest of the day.
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Sounds like it did the job then and I bet those kids cost less than Rashida Jones did :wink:
 
DragonFromTo said:
Sounds like it did the job then and I bet those kids cost less than Rashida Jones did :wink:
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I’m gonna torch my car Esther then donate it to those brats.
 
RobBase Drinks 60 Eggs A Week said:
My favorite commercials are the shitty ab machine ones where the fat guy can’t do a simple sit up without breaking his neck and crippling himself and that’s why he needs the latest ab machine product. Not so much for abs but so he doesn’t end up in a wheelchair doing something as simple as a sit up.

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Nothing beats shake weight. Nothing

 
HammerDown said:
When I was at my parents' and we were watching the College World Series, we saw this commercial at every single break. I'd unleash violence on that woman that Helter Skelter would be horrified at.

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I think that Don Rickles daughter
 
moxie said:
lulz...
her dad is Quincy Jones. I thought that was common knowledge.
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I would have said her mom was Peggy Lipton, but whatever.

Peggy Lipton was HOT when I was a teen.
 
Fish said:
I would have said her mom was Peggy Lipton, but whatever.

Peggy Lipton was HOT when I was a teen.
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She ded tho
 
Fish said:
I would have said her mom was Peggy Lipton, but whatever.

Peggy Lipton was HOT when I was a teen.
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Yeah, but the illustrated potato is a 78 year old trapped in a millenial's body when it comes to music, so I thought he'd have a clue.

Apparently, not when it comes to that kind of music.

:kermit:
 
RP-29 said:
I snicker at people who snicker.

I mean... Really, though... Who "snicker"s these days?... ...Old ass white dudes fixing to take a dirt nap...
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Sounds like somebody could use a Snickers bar.

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