Cant Sleep Tuesday

[PnkPanther]

mid 70's this weekend, should be good for brewery bike ride

 

[Kburjr]

mid 70's this weekend, should be good for brewery bike ride

"I will be finishing off my taxes."

"Why do you put it off so long?"

"Taxation is theft. But I control the timing."

 

[rsw626]

...and you all laughed at the concept of taint-tanning.

Goes hand in hand with anal bleaching right?

 

[Kburjr]

Goes hand in hand with anal bleaching right?

The taint tan highlights the bleached brown star.

 

[rsw626]

The taint tan highlights the bleached brown star.

Sounds like a good name for a punk band.

 

[ill]

Did you... did you salute the eclipse with your cocknballs?

I did a little anus sunning during it.

‘Perineum sunning’ is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by

It seems “butt sunning” is a thing now.

nypost.com

 

[Guy Incognito]

I did a little anus sunning during it.

‘Perineum sunning’ is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by

It seems “butt sunning” is a thing now.

nypost.com

Did you and @Kburjr compare notes?

 

[PnkPanther]

"I will be finishing off my taxes."

"Why do you put it off so long?"

"Taxation is theft. But I control the timing."

already did my taxes, they'll suck their pound of flesh on due date

 

[Guy Incognito]

The taint tan highlights the bleached brown star.

 

[PnkPanther]

thats one way to get a date

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

After witnessing the awesome display of totality, I slept like a baby last night. Woke up at 4:30am, ran 2.5 miles, lifted, stretched and have had a bad ass day. Hope you have too.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I have a bleached penis hole.

 

[PnkPanther]

found out the ace that is little further away has a much nicer grilling section

I'll stick to my regular ace, but I'm a little jealous

 

[RobBase]

Lawn crews already out in full effect. First 70 degree day and I’ve got 3 trucks on my street mowing lawns that haven’t grown yet and need no mowing.

 

[RobBase]

I have a bleached penis hole.

Seems like an extraordinary small amount of bleach would be needed for this procedure. The profit must be in the manual labor.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Lawn crews already out in full effect. First 70 degree day and I’ve got 3 trucks on my street mowing lawns that haven’t grown yet and need no mowing.

My gras is tall af. Need to cut when I get home today. Man should cut his own lawn.

 

[RobBase]

My gras is tall af. Need to cut when I get home today. Man should cut his own lawn.

Well the grass around here in the Midwest ain’t shit yet. And there wasn’t enjoy snow to keep the outdoor types in business this winter, so I get it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Seems like an extraordinary small amount of bleach would be needed for this procedure. The profit must be in the manual labor.

Says the guy who needs special furniture to get his lady off.

 

[RobBase]

Says the guy who needs special furniture to get his lady off.

I was trying to think how that thing would work with that two-headed chick. Would you need two pillows?

Or would you need to invent a new shape then make a pillow out of that?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I was trying to think how that thing would work with that two-headed chick. Would you need two pillows?

Or would you need to invent a new shape then make a pillow out of that?