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Claims to be a cowboy then uses the phrase "assless chaps"

All chaps are assless you non cowboying clown.
No shit? Do you even irony???
 
Claims to be a cowboy then uses the phrase "assless chaps"

All chaps are assless you non cowboying clown.
Looks like we have someone else that requires jokes explained
 
Nice try at an escape, but fail.

You wouldn't know a horse from a whore...
Sounds Good GIF by Leroy Patterson
 
Well, I don't have any and when I helped at the ranch a few weeks ago, a bunch a cow shit permanently stained my sneakers and soaked through to my feet. If I was working out there, I'd definitely own a pair for work. Nothing fun about having manure soaking through your shoes all day.

But I realize you wouldn't understand any of that since it's type of Manuel labor that can't be done from a bathtub.
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Nice try at an escape, but fail.

You wouldn't know a horse from a whore...
Again with the irony fail. Horses and whores (you pay for both to mount and spray)
 
It's going to be so easy to take your job now that I've been to the museum and know everything about nuclear energy.

could have just read the wikistoopedia page.
 
Cowboy boots are the most uncomfortable footwear made. Anyone who wears them for style is an idiot.
 
He has to have one if he's going to have anything to talk about on here besides shoes.
Me and Roy are on ignore with him.

Besides, he can't be in our bike gang.
 
Mrs Pnk crushed my dream, house is coming up for sale just across the way but she said no
 
He still can't see it.

He just sees your words.
Me and Roy are on ignore with him.

Besides, he can't be in our bike gang.
 
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