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Figured as much. But I made the point anyway. What are you going to do.....banish me to a reservation?
 
Well, I could walk to a Granville brewery, and easily bike (probably 20 minutes or less) to a few Newark ones (Dankhouse is delicious... Probably top 5 in the state, tbh imo fwiw)
You've come such a long way from the days of insisting you would not be leaving Columbus proper. Look at you, all grown up.
 
Jokes on you....there's no evidence that I'm actually Native American. Grew up believing I was 75% German and 25% Norwegian. About 5 years or so ago my aunt was cleaning out boxes that my grandma left behind when she died and found some stuff that made it pretty clear that my great grandmother stepped out and had an affair with the Native American farmhand....which led to my grandma being born. So while it is likely I am 12.5% Native American, my opinions about reservations were actually formed based on growing up near one.

Yeah, yeah....tl/dr
 
No... I've always said I would move to the country. Granville would be a good compromise, I think. Cool, walkable town and good schools.
Look. No need to explain it to me.
 
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Jokes on you....there's no evidence that I'm actually Native American. Grew up believing I was 75% German and 25% Norwegian. About 5 years or so ago my aunt was cleaning out boxes that my grandma left behind when she died and found some stuff that made it pretty clear that my great grandmother stepped out and had an affair with the Native American farmhand....which led to my grandma being born. So while it is likely I am 12.5% Native American, my opinions about reservations were actually formed based on growing up near one.

Yeah, yeah....tl/dr
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Jokes on you....there's no evidence that I'm actually Native American. Grew up believing I was 75% German and 25% Norwegian. About 5 years or so ago my aunt was cleaning out boxes that my grandma left behind when she died and found some stuff that made it pretty clear that my great grandmother stepped out and had an affair with the Native American farmhand....which led to my grandma being born. So while it is likely I am 12.5% Native American, my opinions about reservations were actually formed based on growing up near one.

Yeah, yeah....tl/dr
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Jokes on you....there's no evidence that I'm actually Native American. Grew up believing I was 75% German and 25% Norwegian. About 5 years or so ago my aunt was cleaning out boxes that my grandma left behind when she died and found some stuff that made it pretty clear that my great grandmother stepped out and had an affair with the Native American farmhand....which led to my grandma being born. So while it is likely I am 12.5% Native American, my opinions about reservations were actually formed based on growing up near one.

Yeah, yeah....tl/dr
If someone could tell me what tribe I apparently descended from, I'd go see if I could get some of that casino money.
 
Damn it's impressive how well my windows cancel out noise!
 
On another topic. I think I've shifted my house purchasing attention to Granville. Only issue is it's going to make SA's commute to work about 30-50 minutes (traffic depending) instead of like 15 now.

How does she feel on it
 
Well, I could walk to a Granville brewery, and easily bike (probably 20 minutes or less) to a few Newark ones (Dankhouse is delicious... Probably top 5 in the state, tbh imo fwiw)

My step dad is from Newark. I actually think my mom is buried somewhere that way. It's so in BFE I don't go often.

Nice little area
 
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Yes, I believe you shared that story before. She should have framed it like a good red blooded American, though...."the Indian raped me"
Maybe my great-grandmother did. Seems like a good way to get out of trouble back then. Hell, even now.
 
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She'd definitely be down. Except for the commute thing, as well as it being further away from my parents.

But she wants to start her own business at some point, so commute wouldn't matter then.
Herbalife?
 
Newark is kind of icky, tho

Whatever little area is near my mom's cemetery is nice. I want to say it's Granville. I don't ever drive it.

My step sister lives in Pataskala which is pretty podunk.
 
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