Celebration Friday

stakesarehigh said:
Buttfuckery

Buttfuckage
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Guy Incognito said:
I'm pretty sure to prove how straight and manly he was, he was going to fight and/or buttfuck every dude who called the car gay. Come to think of it, it may have been @SlinkyRedfoot, or one of his proteges.
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Word.

That's one of my favorite original canned bits of mine.

Whenever someone calls something I do/have gay, that's my go to.

Used it just last Saturday. Some buddies of mine were saying that light colored ski pants are for broads, and that my off-white ski pants are gay. I just had to tell them, "light ski pants are NOT gay, and I'll fuck any dude who says otherwise!"

First used that bit when I got the white iPhone when it was released. I was sitting at a bar and a guy said that white iPhones were gay. I just went on and told him.
 
HammerDown said:
My buddy got his wife a '20 Kia Telluride. At first I though "Kia?" but damn that thing is jaw-dropping. I was shocked.
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It's pretty cool looking from the outside, that's for sure.

Not sure what kind of interior quality, or how rugged it actually is, but it does look good.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
It's pretty cool looking from the outside, that's for sure.

Not sure what kind of interior quality, or how rugged it actually is, but it does look good.
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I liked it but didn't ride in it. My brother has a new Explorer with all the bells and whistles and he said he greatly prefers the Explorer but the styling of the Telluride.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Word.

That's one of my favorite original canned bits of mine.

Whenever someone calls something I do/have gay, that's my go to.

Used it just last Saturday. Some buddies of mine were saying that light colored ski pants are for broads, and that my off-white ski pants are gay. I just had to tell them, "light ski pants are NOT gay, and I'll fuck any dude who says otherwise!"

First used that bit when I got the white iPhone when it was released. I was sitting at a bar and a guy said that white iPhones were gay. I just went on and told him.
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Was this his reaction?
 
HammerDown said:
I liked it but didn't ride in it. My brother has a new Explorer with all the bells and whistles and he said he greatly prefers the Explorer but the styling of the Telluride.
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I think those explorers are pretty rugged looking. I like 'em.

Still partial to my 4Runner, though.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Can't find that thread on the Wayback Machine. Maybe @RoyMunson or @Vegas has it saved somewhere.

That was a classic. Some guy came out of nowhere to revive a months-dead thread about Miatas. The thread naturally had a lot of "chick car" jokes in it.

I'm pretty sure to prove how straight and manly he was, he was going to fight and/or buttfuck every dude who called the car gay. Come to think of it, it may have been @SlinkyRedfoot, or one of his proteges.
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If only I could find the thumb drive where I have the full database backup of the old site... but it's possible that it was overwritten.
 
HammerDown said:
I liked it but didn't ride in it. My brother has a new Explorer with all the bells and whistles and he said he greatly prefers the Explorer but the styling of the Telluride.
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The Explorer ST looks nice, but damn expensive for a Ford.
 
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SlinkyRedfoot said:
It's pretty cool looking from the outside, that's for sure.

Not sure what kind of interior quality, or how rugged it actually is, but it does look good.
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it is not least bit off road capable, they just gave it rugged look
 
RoyMunson said:
The Explorer ST is looks nice, but damn expensive for a Ford.
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It's absurd how much that thing costs. I guess he got some sort of government incentive to buy it from work. It's total madness to me that a guy needs that $65,000 vehicle to drive 24 miles a day round-trip on the interstate. My thinking is, drive a 5-speed Tercel for commuting, take the incentive and buy something fun for the weekends.
 
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