So a middle aged woman get's divorced and wants to start dating again but she knows her pussy is destroyed and she needs pussy reduction surgery. She hears about a doctor that can fix the problem so she gives him a call and the set up an appointment for pussy reduction surgery. The doctor tells her what to expect and she agrees. She demands that this surgery be kept between just her and the doctor and he assures her that will happen. She goes in for the surgery and all goes well until she wakes up. She wakes up from the surgery to find three roses on her bedside table and instantly get's angry. She asks the doctor why there are roses on her bedside table when this surgery was supposed to be private. The doc says that it's okay and to calm down. He said the first rose was from me because I felt sorry for you going through this on your own. The second rose is from my nurse that assisted me during surgery and the third rose is from the guy upstairs in the burn unit. He said he's like to thank you for his new ears.