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He got a timeout, but his feelers got inflamed, and his fragile little ego won't allow him to come back.Is he banned or on a time out?
He got a timeout, but his feelers got inflamed, and his fragile little ego won't allow him to come back.Is he banned or on a time out?
That cost me like 400 points man.I take responsibility for banning @NU_WTF? . Is that nothing?
I'm sorry, again?That cost me like 400 points man.
For some reason he never went on neg binges against me.
Prolly because I’m so fucking polite to everyone.
Pawns and bishops aren’t bad. The Queen is a nice touch. Knights are a little rough.
Amazing post from 4chan turning this story into a Netflix trailer:
>a single high-pitched piano key
>"for as long as I can remember, I wanted to be a grandmaster"
>slowmo shot of Hans walking down a dark corridor from behind
>cut to his face, played by Timothee Chalamet, looking angry and focused
>"and I'd do whatever it took to get there..."
>cut to Magnus Carlson, played by Ryan Reynolds, sitting at the chess table and looking up at Hans
>THE CHESS MATCH THAT CHANGED THE WORLD
>dramatic fast-paced violin music starts playing
>Magnus plays a move, nervously
>cut to Carlson's coach, played by Idris Elba, is seriously trying to talk to Magnus
>"YOU CAN'T PLAY HIM! YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!"
>"Yes... but maybe..."
>Cut to Hans chatting to Andrea Botez, played by Charlie D'Amelio, as they lay half naked in bed together
>"This match against Magnus. It will eat me"
>Andrea hugs him
>"It might force me to go further than I've ever gone..."
>cut to Hans screaming at himself in a mirror with the sound cut out
>Hans moves a knight back in the match
>Magnus looking very serious riding in the back of a limo
>cut to Hans chatting to his coach, Maxim Dlugy, played by Mark Rylance
>"Hans my boy, not everyone can be good. Sometimes more..."advanced" tactics are needed..."
>"More advanced? Like what?..."
>Dlugy pulls out a set of anal beads
>Hans stares at them, conflicted
>cut to Gotham on youtube, played by Seth Rogen
>"Ladies and gents have we got an upcoming match that will knock your socks off?!"
>titlecard: Carlson v Niemann: Game On
>black
>slowly fade to a zen garden with Magnus talking to someone off-screen
>"I know we're not friends, but I could use some advice..."
>camera reveals he's talking to Hikaru, played by Simu Liu, smiling at him
>"This game supersedes any petty rivalry. Come Magnus-san, much to discuss, we have"
>COMING SOON
I think it was when she was learning chess with handyman in the orphanage basement.When does she use the anal beads to cheat?
Update: A federal judge just dismissed Hans Niemann's $100 million lawsuit.Hans Niemann has now filed a $100 million lawsuit against Magnus Carlsen, Chess.com, and Hikaru Nakamura for accusing him of cheating.
Probably because nobody wanted more visuals of sensors stuck up the ass.
Speak for yourself.Probably because nobody wanted more visuals of sensors stuck up the ass.
Wall Street Journal: "Chess Investigation Finds That U.S. Grandmaster Likely Cheated More Than 100 Times"
So if you haven't been following this story, a few weeks ago, Magnus Carlsen, the World Chess Champion and World #1 in chess, withdrew from a chess tournament, accusing his opponent, 19-year-old Grandmaster Hans Niemann who is in the US top 10, of cheating by secretly getting computer assistance. This turned into a huge scandal in the chess community.
An investigation now appears to confirm Hans Niemann's cheating.
The exact mechanism that Hans Niemann was using to get computer assistance is unknown, but a rumor is that he was using anal beads that had been modified to receive radio signals to vibrate to signal computer moves.
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