Oh, you saucy little scamp! Tried to trick me with your bassackwards mumbo jumbo!
I've had 3 cookie presses and they are all shit. I'm on the hunt for one that actually works well. My current one is from Crate & Barrel because they had a nice set in a little box w/lots of discs a few years back, but just like the previous ones, they get jammed up and frustrate me to no end. I think the next one I'll try is OXO or Marcato. I've had good luck with both of those brands of stuffs, but they are on the pricier end.