Cinco de Mayo Hump day extravaganza

[stakesarehigh]

It was fantastic but not fantastic enough to remain in a relationship

 

[Bender]

Then you would've been fine even if it was a thing in Mass.

i'm glad we got that straightened out.

let us now discuss the best method to kill vampires.

 

[Me]

certainly felt like it was trying to! Bucks will be fine as well

Obviously. I have a vastly superior, German immune system.

 

[redseat]

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

another knock on her... Never had a Teddy... Very disappointing

 

[Bender]

Obviously. I have a vastly superior, German immune system.

you know having no effects actually points to you having a shit immune system, right?

 

[stakesarehigh]

i'm glad we got that straightened out.

let us now discuss the best method to kill vampires.

On True Blood they went for Vampire Aids as an effective means

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

can we get back to how this broad had not even a single teddy

 

[Bender]

On True Blood they went for Vampire Aids as an effective means

but that still leaves the non gay vampires to deal with. despite the rumors, not all vampires are gay.

 

[stakesarehigh]

but that still leaves the non gay vampires to deal with. despite the rumors, not all vampires are gay.

Hmm. I learned something today

 

[Guy Incognito]

can we get back to how this broad had not even a single teddy

@redseat doesn't speak Hobbit, he's never been to the Shire.

You'd need to use more commonly used terms in English, like hammers.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

@redseat doesn't speak Hobbit, he's never been to the Shire.

You'd need to use more commonly used terms in English, like hammers.

She didn't have hands either?

Jesus christo.

 

[stakesarehigh]

can we get back to how this broad had not even a single teddy

I'd suspect it would impossible to have no teddy. Even if it is but a little teddy.

With that said I think he needs to work a waived alimony for monthly BJ deal

 

[Me]

Is Common Law even still a thing? I know Mass did away with it

Yes

 

[stakesarehigh]

She didn't have hands either?

Jesus christo.

I guess hand jobs are out then

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I'd suspect it would impossible to have no teddy. Even if it is but a little teddy.

With that said I think he needs to work a waived alimony for monthly BJ deal

I've seen some films where the broads had no teddy. I did not get the weirdest boner from those films.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I guess hand jobs are out then

explains the BJ skills.

props to her for making bread with no hands or teddies

 

[DJ Fieri]

You already got her pregnant, or is that the reason you ran off to Vegas and got married?

She had a hysterectomy in December so she can't get pregnant.

 

[Me]

Teams is the best of the bunch IMO.

 

[Bender]

@redseat doesn't speak Hobbit, he's never been to the Shire.

You'd need to use more commonly used terms in English, like hammers.

shire had decent beer. not a lot of time to enjoy it, though.