Cinco de Mayo Hump day extravaganza

[huskers1217]

Most Americans surveyed don't know what Cinco de Mayo celebrates | YouGov

Data from YouGov Direct finds that 41 percent of US adults surveyed believe that Cinco de Mayo (May 5) is Mexico’s Independence Day.

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Data from YouGov Direct finds that 41 percent of US adults surveyed believe that Cinco de Mayo (May 5) is Mexico’s Independence Day. But a nearly equal number (40%) say that it isn’t, while another 19 percent are unsure.

thank you. unlike some redneck hillbillies on this site that just want to believe in white power while licking the crack of sugars ass... most of us here are always up for learning something.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Welcome to married life. No need to impress anymore, just practical gifts.

Last year it was the ninja foodi at least

 

[huskers1217]

The broad put our anniversary gift to me in a wrapped shoe box.

Thought she was getting me some bomb ass Hokas.

It was socks and underwear...and not even Bombas...

oh fuck. i really have to go get a card or some shit for sunday.

thanks for the 2 fucking rugrats that are little terrors destroying our fucking house.

@beardown07 dont forget to celebrate too.

 

[ill]

Last year it was the ninja foodi at least

it doesn't sound like she knows you at all.

next thing you know she will be feeding you glutonous pizza

 

[PeoplesChicken]

thank you. unlike some redneck hillbillies on this site that just want to believe in white power while licking the crack of sugars ass... most of us here are always up for learning something.

talk about an idyllic facade

 

[Bender]

The broad put our anniversary gift to me in a wrapped shoe box.

Thought she was getting me some bomb ass Hokas.

It was socks and underwear...and not even Bombas...

might as well have been a box full of gluten.

#getadivorce

 

[redseat]

it doesn't sound like she knows you at all.

next thing you know she will be feeding you glutonous pizza

secretly trying to get rid of him for sure

 

[Bender]

pneumonia is no joke! I was knocked out by it for weeks

at least it didn't kill you like it will bucks.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

secretly trying to get rid of him for sure

Obviously she has taken out a pretty nice insurance policy

 

[PeoplesChicken]

at least it didn't kill you like it will bucks.

seems pretty narrow minded. I find pneumonia humorous when other people have it

 

[redseat]

Obviously she has taken out a pretty nice insurance policy

and has @kobesgame on speed dial

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

oh fuck. i really have to go get a card or some shit for sunday.

thanks for the 2 fucking rugrats that are little terrors destroying our fucking house.

@beardown07 dont forget to celebrate too.

youre welcome.

get her bombas too

 

[redseat]

at least it didn't kill you like it will bucks.

certainly felt like it was trying to! Bucks will be fine as well

 

[PeoplesChicken]

and has @kobesgame on speed dial

#dirtydeeds

 

[ill]

youre welcome.

get her bombas too

they are much cheaper on Poshmark

 

[PeoplesChicken]

they are much cheaper on Poshmark

The site of choice for Soccermoms

 

[PeoplesChicken]

youre welcome.

get her bombas too

Pro tip...
add checking your cajones to your morning routine

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Pro tip...
add checking your cajones to your morning routine

my balls?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

secretly trying to get rid of him for sure

If you and I know about it, it's not a secret. I squeal like a bitch

 

[PeoplesChicken]

my balls?

yes, if that helps you cajones=balls