Cobra in DFW

[SJ76]

Da fuq da fuq!!?

Grand Prairie cobra is still on the loose, with no sightings of the snake, authorities say

One week after a highly venomous forest cobra escaped its enclosure in Grand Prairie, there have been no reported sightings of the reptile. But police and...

www.google.com

 

[SJ76]

Anyone live around here? Shit sakes man wonder if it can breed with another snake?

Should I go out and get the vaccine now? Just to be safe?

I’m praying that a big ass bird or something takes this thing out

 

[huskers1217]

Da fuq da fuq!!?

Grand Prairie cobra is still on the loose, with no sightings of the snake, authorities say

One week after a highly venomous forest cobra escaped its enclosure in Grand Prairie, there have been no reported sightings of the reptile. But police and...

www.google.com

was wondering what happened to that little fucker.....

I hope he doesn't find I-45 and take it south.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Article says snakes can go "months without food or water." What kind of a stupid fucking animal is that?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Anyone live around here? Shit sakes man wonder if it can breed with another snake?

Should I go out and get the vaccine now? Just to be safe?

YES!!!

And then post a pic of your vagina in the NSFW section!

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Should I go out and get the vaccine now? Just to be safe?

Don't worry, the venom has a conscience, much like covid. You'll be fine so long as you have attended one business burning seminar in the last year.

 

[RoyMunson]

 

[Inquisitor]

And why are cobras getting health insurance?

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Better watch out, the Cobras are fierce at dodgeball.

 

[ojb81]

Da fuq da fuq!!?

Grand Prairie cobra is still on the loose, with no sightings of the snake, authorities say

One week after a highly venomous forest cobra escaped its enclosure in Grand Prairie, there have been no reported sightings of the reptile. But police and...

www.google.com

maybe a big ass hawk got a hold of it?

 

[HammerDown]

There's about to be a mass slaughter of snakes in the DFW area.

A garter snake pops up in someone's yard who just saw this story. "THAT's IT!!!"

 

[huskers1217]

wtf...

 

[SJ76]

wtf...

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This thing has a Facebook page now?

 

[huskers1217]

This thing has a Facebook page now?

dem be twitters..but yes there is a fb page too

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Bet a king snake has done made a meal out of the pussy ass bred in captivity cobra.

 

[Niner Outlaw]

Cobra in the Grand Prairie airport? Has anyone called G.I. Joe?

 

[SJ76]

Bet a king snake has done made a meal out of the pussy ass bred in captivity cobra.

Man king snakes are bad ass. Wish I could buy a few and let them go on my land in Arkansas

 

[Pitman]

Put on a mask, and you will be fine. If you are really worried about it, put on two mask.