Cock Commander

[osubuckeye89]

Do it

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Sir Big Spur was kind of a cool name. What’s wrong with it exactly?

 

[jjc2009]

I’ll have to send a cease and desist letter. I’ve trademarked Cock Commander.

 

[osubuckeye89]

Sir Big Spur was kind of a cool name. What’s wrong with it exactly?

I don't know but it's funny that for some reason that's bad but COCK COMMANDER is a-ok.

It's probably "racist" for some reason or something stupid.

 

[Red_Alert]

Sir Big Spur was kind of a cool name. What’s wrong with it exactly?

That pronoun is clearly "assuming" it's gender, and that is just wrong.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Sir Big Spur was kind of a cool name. What’s wrong with it exactly?

Sir Big Spur and the Cock Commander

 

[Dolemite censored]

Sir Big Spur was kind of a cool name. What’s wrong with it exactly?

Could be something related to cock fighting; they put metal spurs on cocks for that.

 

[osubuckeye89]

Could be something related to cock fighting; they put metal spurs on cocks for that.

I can't read the whole original article because paywall but it seems like thats what it is.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Could be something related to cock fighting; they put metal spurs on cocks for that.

Roosters have spurs naturally. They put gaffs on them most commonly, sometimes knives. I grew up around it.

 

[steelerssb]

All this over and argument over the rooster's comb

 

[Fish]

Roosters have spurs naturally. They put gaffs on them most commonly, sometimes knives. I grew up around it.

You're talking to a city boy, he thinks chicken comes in a bucket.

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

At first I thought this was a thread about Ryan Day

 

[jjc2009]

Is Commander Cock okay?

 

[osubuckeye89]

At first I thought this was a thread about Ryan Day

He would technically be the Nut Commander

 

[HammerDown]

It's probably "racist" for some reason or something stupid.

"Probably" racist? Probably??? You racist asshole!

 

[jjc2009]

You're talking to a city boy, he thinks chicken comes in a bucket.

 

[douggie]

"Probably" racist? Probably??? You racist asshole!

Well, the first thing I thought of was why are these white cops beating up a white citizen?

 

[Fish]

Well, the first thing I thought of was why are these white cops beating up a white citizen?

Looks like he fucked around and found out.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Well, the first thing I thought of was why are these white cops beating up a white citizen?

Because that's what you get when you don't Hail to the Cock Commander

 

[fishinabarrel]

Sir Big Spur was kind of a cool name. What’s wrong with it exactly?

But it's not as good as Cock Commander (actually Cluck Norris is pretty damn funny too)