Cock Commander

[Illustrious Potentate]

I imagine because it’s a cockfighting reference.

Gamecock as a whole is a cockfighting reference.

 

[DJ Fieri]

I’ll have to send a cease and desist letter. I’ve trademarked Cock Commander.

 

[OregonDucks]

Sir Big Spur was kind of a cool name. What’s wrong with it exactly?

San Antonio Spurs are next

 

[DragonFromTo]

Gamecock as a whole is a cockfighting reference.

Yer mom as a hole is a cockfighting reference

 

[BigRedMoe]

All this over and argument over the rooster's comb

Neigh, I think it was aboot his cock, Commander.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

When he leaves college and heads to the NFL, the obvious choice for the Cock Commander would be Washington.

 

[Red_Alert]

 

[Huskers4me]

Better than Commander Cuck

I meant Cluck!

 

[Huskers4me]

I had a tough time believing a dude sang Jackie Blue.

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

Why don't they just call him General Thomas Sumter. When you do a search of "gamecock," his name comes up a good bit. Revolutionary War hero.

 

[RubinRock]

Why don't they just call him General Thomas Sumter. When you do a search of "gamecock," his name comes up a good bit. Revolutionary War hero.

Should call them the Frenchies. When you do a search of “gamecock” pictures of them waving the white flag comes up a good bit.

 

[steelerssb]

For a great low rate you can get online, go to the General and save some time!

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

Why don't they just call him General Thomas Sumter. When you do a search of "gamecock," his name comes up a good bit. Revolutionary War hero.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Why don't they just call him General Thomas Sumter. When you do a search of "gamecock," his name comes up a good bit. Revolutionary War hero.

Not going to lie that was an impressive call.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Why don't they just call him General Thomas Sumter. When you do a search of "gamecock," his name comes up a good bit. Revolutionary War hero.

I already have that name trademarked for my cock.

 

[DragonFromTo]

For a great low rate you can get online, go to the General and save some time!

I heard Shaq fucked him when they made that commercial together

 

[Kburjr]

I had a tough time believing a dude sang Jackie Blue.

Jackie Blue is the outlier for them. Good time Ozark bluegrass

 

[fordman84]

Cock Commander would be funny, but I'd hate for Goldenspur to get royalties from them using his legal name.

 

[Fish]

Cock Commander would be funny, but I'd hate for Goldenspur to get royalties from them using his legal name.

You're confusing Cock Commander with Cock Sucker.

 

[DragonFromTo]

You're confusing Cock Commander with Cock Sucker.

His finger slipped while going through his directory

One time I had to go on a date with John Aniston for that reason but at least he was a very gentle lover