GAME College Gameday - Autzen Stadium - #3 OREGON vs #2 Ohio State - B1G

The absolute MAGIC in the air in Eugene today is unmatched!!! This place is abuzz! !!

SKOOOOOO DUCKS!!
 
Breaking news: Eugene area drug stores report being out of KY lube. It appears some "larger individuals" are going to all the stores and buying out all the available stock. They keep mentioning something about their own protection. Something odd is brewing in the area.
 
Breaking news: Eugene area drug stores report being out of KY lube. It appears some "larger individuals" are going to all the stores and buying out all the available stock. They keep mentioning something about their own protection. Something odd is brewing in the area.
No KY lube or beard dye in the whole city
 
No KY lube or beard dye in the whole city

In other news, OD mistakenly bought Preparation H. He ate the whole tube and now his mouth is so small he can't even post.
 
I’m a bit annoyed they got a llama on Gameday but the multiple times of me trying to get a SH promoting sign on it got confiscated.

They must be more lax now?
 
Let’s take a look at how teams have done traveling across the country in the B1G.

LOL Ohio St is cooked
 
Woah now, that’s my line when Oregon plays Washington, you root for a terror attack
When Michigan plays Penn State, I root for Hale Bop to strike the field.
 
Pulling for OSU for two reasons:

- Newly assigned NCO taught ROTC there
- Can't legally pump your own fuel in Oregon
 
The absolute irony…

Is Oregon not rolling with their pink shirts today?

Happy Chicago Fire GIF by NBC
 
Ducks will have to do this with some key players but no worries
 
God… OSU better drill Oregon’s buttholes so deep and hard they somehow get looser than they already are.
 
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