Colonoscopy - Just Do It

RobBase (c) said:
Sounds good on paper, but most people w terminal cancer aren’t out there skydiving without parachutes or drag racing motorcycles into traffic. The pain makes it hard enough just to get out of bed.

Your best chance to is make sure your lawyer draws up a DNR for you, then you just stop taking your meds.

Then just sit there and wait to die.

I know of a guy who did exactly this.
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A female friend of ours with horrible MS saved her pills for a long time.

Her and hub had a great meal, played with their animals and then she took her entire stash along with some wine. They went to bed and cuddled and she never woke up.
 
Kburjr said:
You'll carry that shame to the grave and beyond, ya know?
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Wild Turkey said:
He is a pussy.
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dbldwn711 said:
I’m now challenging @Peter Gozintite to get one as well.
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Handicappers said:
I’m set up for early December. The time is now. Even our fearless leader,@Peter Gozintite
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Wild Turkey said:
@Peter Gozintite you're next so don't be a pussy and go get a colonoscopy.
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Bayou Tiger said:
He, much like @Peter Gozintite was stubborn and didn't go get a colonoscopy when he was supposed to.
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What is this fascination with Peter’s butthole?

Something excitingly weird going on down there?

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Hank Kingsley said:
A female friend of ours with horrible MS saved her pills for a long time.

Her and hub had a great meal, played with their animals and then she took her entire stash along with some wine. They went to bed and cuddled and she never woke up.
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Intense, and brave.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Had one two years ago, don’t get what all the bitching about them is. The worst part about the whole thing was the (second) nurse having to poke me six fucking times to put the IV in.

And the shitting five times in the middle of the night during prep.
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No, the worst part is drinking the like 17 gallons of that stuff to make you shit. By the time you actually get to the hospital, you're so drained of liquid that I didn't give a shit what they did to me lol.
 
MAIZEandBLUE09 said:
No, the worst part is drinking the like 17 gallons of that stuff to make you shit. By the time you actually get to the hospital, you're so drained of liquid that I didn't give a shit what they did to me lol.
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It was just I think 6(maybe 8?) powerades and like 2-3 bottles of Miralax for me. Nothing prescription. Pretty easy thing to do. The timing of my last shit being an hour of the appt was pure magic.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
It was just I think 6(maybe 8?) powerades and like 2-3 bottles of Miralax for me. Nothing prescription. Pretty easy thing to do. The timing of my last shit being an hour of the appt was pure magic.
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Can’t you just stop eating so much that week?
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
You only "eat" liquids for like 2-3 days before. Lotta jello and popsicles.
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I only had to do that the day before. For a couple of days, I had a list of foods to avoid but was able to do Protein shakes and chicken.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
It was just I think 6(maybe 8?) powerades and like 2-3 bottles of Miralax for me. Nothing prescription. Pretty easy thing to do. The timing of my last shit being an hour of the appt was pure magic.
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Mine was this fucker:

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If I remember correctly, it was you had to drink 1 of these over the first hour or two; which is a full gallon. Then you had to do it again like a few hours later. So two gallons of shit shit. By the end of the bottle you're just trying to keep it down, absolutely putrid.
 
MAIZEandBLUE09 said:
No, the worst part is drinking the like 17 gallons of that stuff to make you shit. By the time you actually get to the hospital, you're so drained of liquid that I didn't give a shit what they did to me lol.
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I just had one done last month. There were two pint bottles i had to mix with water. I drank one the night before and I had to get up at 4:00am to take the second one. The taste wasn't good, but it's not like it was revolting either. I will say that stuff works. I mean fast. 30 minutes later I'm squirting out pure water and it felt like bucket loads of it. That stuff must draw water out of every part of your body.
 
dikowt dowg said:
I just had one done last month. There were two pint bottles i had to mix with water. I drank one the night before and I had to get up at 4:00am to take the second one. The taste wasn't good, but it's not like it was revolting either. I will say that stuff works. I mean fast. 30 minutes later I'm squirting out pure water and it felt like bucket loads of it. That stuff must draw water out of every part of your body.
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Mine was so much liquid. Not sure why its' different. But god damn, the taste isn't bad to start with but a gallon in you're dying inside from it.
 
MAIZEandBLUE09 said:
Mine was so much liquid. Not sure why its' different. But god damn, the taste isn't bad to start with but a gallon in you're dying inside from it.
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It sounds like ever doctor has a different way of administering this stuff. Mine were two pint bottles that I added 18 oz of water to. So it is a bit of water.

Like my doctor told me, in Hollywood, actresses pay thousands to take that shit to knock off a quick 10 pounds. I bet I lost 20.
 
dikowt dowg said:
It sounds like ever doctor has a different way of administering this stuff. Mine were two pint bottles that I added 18 oz of water to. So it is a bit of water.

Like my doctor told me, in Hollywood, actresses pay thousands to take that shit to knock off a quick 10 pounds. I bet I lost 20.
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The actual shitting wasn't that bad. Just sat on the toilet with my ipad for a few hours lol. If anything that was kind of fine. "sorry honey, can't help with the kids. I have to sit on the toilet alone for a couple hours"
 
MAIZEandBLUE09 said:
The actual shitting wasn't that bad. Just sat on the toilet with my ipad for a few hours lol. If anything that was kind of fine. "sorry honey, can't help with the kids. I have to sit on the toilet alone for a couple hours"
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Hours? Something wasn't working right. Those may have been the quickest shits I've ever taken.
 
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