Cougar chases man down trail

ill said:
I know with bears you are supposed to make yourself bigger and scare them off.

I guess that doesn't work for mountain lions?
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It does, but you hafta mean it. You can't be sweet-talking the fucker.
 
When hiking around my parent's place the #1 rule is: take a weapon.

No way I'm walking into the woods full of dangerous shit armed with just my phone.
 
beardown07 said:
It does, but you hafta mean it. You can't be sweet-talking the fucker.
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I think that is easier said than done.

you take a step towards the cat and your play doesn't work, you are cat food.

I would at least have a large rock in my hand to brain her if it comes to that.
 
beardown07 said:
Took that tard long enough to figure out there are rocks fucking everywhere. Stop filming the fucker and sweet-talking it, and haze the fucker off!?

That dude allowed that shit to go on for far too long.

City folk are retarded.
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That was my first thought but panic doesn't often lead to the most rational thinking. Of course there is no way in hell I'd keep filming.
 
ill said:
I think that is easier said than done.

you take a step towards the cat and your play doesn't work, you are cat food.

I would at least have a large rock in my hand to brain her if it comes to that.
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Did you see how fast she bailed when he threw the rock? That was the first time he was assertive.

You don't have to literally stand up to it, but you can't just sit there and walk backwards for fucking ever while talking to your dumb phone either. He is lucky it just mock charged for as long as he let it pursue him.

Haze it off. They want nothing to do with a full grown man.
 
SU Nittany Tide said:
That was my first thought but panic doesn't often lead to the most rational thinking. Of course there is no way in hell I'd keep filming.
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agree...I'd throw my phone at the fucker
 
Is it me or did that dude sound a bit like Kelso?
that 70s show lol GIF by Laff
 
ill said:
I know with bears you are supposed to make yourself bigger and scare them off.

I guess that doesn't work for mountain lions?
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No, bears are not natural predators at least with humans. The cats are more predatorial by nature
 
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PeoplesChicken said:
No, bears are not natural predators at least with humans. The cats are more predatorial by nature
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bears generally eat berries and stuff.

cats are carnivores first and foremost.
 
i keep trying to get a cougar to chase me. she hasnt noticed me yet.
 
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