"Crack To Sack" - New Term For Me

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I'm assuming this is you have sexual relations in exchange for a narcotic but that's just a guess:


A Florida couple thought it was a good idea to head out to a causeway for a night of romance in public. It was not. The two middle-aged lovers were arrested were for their trouble.

Police in Dunedin, Florida received several calls last Friday around 9 pm about a naked couple having sex on a causeway in full view of several people, including a couple of “children less than 16 years of age.” We’re already off to a pretty bad start here.

One of the witnesses described the scene as “crack to sack, going to town.” That, without question, paints a picture of what was going down on the causeway.

When officers arrived they found 55-year-old Sara Fazekas and 60-year-old Robert Clarke on the side of the causeway still “crack to sack, going to town” as the one witness put it. The two were then taken into custody.

For his part in the evening’s events, Clarke reportedly showed “zero remorse that multiple juveniles had witnessed this act.” He told officers, “the children should be at home and not on the causeway.”

That’s an interesting take for someone who was being arrested for his part in having sex on the causeway. But we’re just scratching the surface with the kinds of trouble he’s been in before. Let’s just say, for now, this is probably a violation of his lifetime probation.

Fazekas had a different take on the situation. She told officers that heading out to the causeway to hookup with a partner “was always a dream of mine.”
 
FTR, I've heard of "nut to butt" before when you do one of these jobs.

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Clarke was charged with one count of lewd or lascivious exhibition, a second-degree felony. Fazekas was charged with one count of exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor, and one count of possession of clonazepam, a highly addictive prescription drug used to treat panic attacks.

According to a probable cause affidavit for Clarke, he is accused of intentionally masturbating and exposing his genitals by “having fully nude sexual intercourse” in the presence of two children, ages 9 and 15.

 
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Clarke was charged with one count of lewd or lascivious exhibition, a second-degree felony. Fazekas was charged with one count of exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor, and one count of possession of clonazepam, a highly addictive prescription drug used to treat panic attacks.

According to a probable cause affidavit for Clarke, he is accused of intentionally masturbating and exposing his genitals by “having fully nude sexual intercourse” in the presence of two children, ages 9 and 15.

How does one get charged much more severely for the sexual part of it?
 
He should've learned how to hit it and quit it quickly.
 
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Clarke was charged with one count of lewd or lascivious exhibition, a second-degree felony. Fazekas was charged with one count of exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor, and one count of possession of clonazepam, a highly addictive prescription drug used to treat panic attacks.

According to a probable cause affidavit for Clarke, he is accused of intentionally masturbating and exposing his genitals by “having fully nude sexual intercourse” in the presence of two children, ages 9 and 15.

LOL @ “he is accused of intentionally masturbating”

That bastard! He not only masturbated, he did so intentionally!!! :lm:
 
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