"Crack To Sack" - New Term For Me

SU Nittany Tide said:
How does one get charged much more severely for the sexual part of it?
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No idea. The guy is somehow on “lifetime probation” for amassing a trove of kiddie porn on a government computer, so he’s apparently been able before to convince prosecutors that his dong isn’t a problem.
HammerDown said:
LOL @ “he is accused of intentionally masturbating”

That bastard! He not only masturbated, he did so intentionally!!! :lm:
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Hey! Some of my best masturbations have been of the unintentional variety. It’s FL, man- half that state seems to think pants are optional and I think they must be putting bath salts in school lunches by now.
 
HammerDown said:
LOL @ “he is accused of intentionally masturbating”

That bastard! He not only masturbated, he did so intentionally!!! :lm:
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He really puts the jerk in jerk off.
 
HammerDown said:
LOL @ “he is accused of intentionally masturbating”

That bastard! He not only masturbated, he did so intentionally!!! :lm:
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What, you never accidentally masturbated before?

Like “oh no how did this happen? Honey where are the tissues?”
 
jjc2009 said:
What, you never accidentally masturbated before?

Like “oh no how did this happen? Honey where are the tissues?”
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Who on earth are you calling "Honey" as you jump out of the opening subway doors and run? :noidea: :wink:
 
I heard that “Crack to Sack” is the official slogan of People’s Chicken’s famed gay sex parties.
 
This should be on one of those old game shows, each celebrity would have a couple of minutes to give a definition for "Crack to Sack" and then the contestants would have to pick the correct one.
 
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