Crazy World Right Now, tell your crazy story

[huskers1217]

you have to get out of mommy's basement to do any of that shit.

 

[RoyMunson]

 

[White Knight]

You committed a crime. So what is your definition of a criminal? Committing a crime or being caught?

What crime did I commit?

 

[White Knight]

It's funny how I trigger folks here...

 

[Kburjr]

What crime did I commit?

Smoking pot. If in Wisconsin, illegal. If in Texas, illegal. If in Colorado I'll give you a pass on state laws, but not federal law.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Had some spicy cheetos the other day

 

[BigRedMoe]

Had some spicy cheetos the other day

Flaming Hot or Jalapeno?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I was doing laundry the other day and I got to the end of the batch and there was one sock missing. That's never happened before. So checked the dryer and it was still in there. Got left behind. Crazy, right?

Here's the crazy bit:

I filled that missing sock with slightly-microwaved ground beef and fucked it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Had some spicy cheetos the other day

I fucked those too.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Flaming Hot or Jalapeno?

They were the flaming hot ones. Burnt the shit out of my pee hole.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Flaming Hot or Jalapeno?

Man, I don't even pay ATTENTION to what kind

That's how crazy my life is

 

[BigRedMoe]

They were the flaming hot ones. Burnt the shit out of my pee hole.

Man, I don't even pay ATTENTION to what kind

That's how crazy my life is

The Flaming Hot ones taste like lava vomit. The Jalapeno ones are for the refined palette.

 

[Hu War Yu]

The Flaming Hot ones taste like lava vomit. The Jalapeno ones are for the refined palette.

Truth be told: I prefer Takis

 

[BigRedMoe]

Truth be told: I prefer Takis

Peasant!

 

[White Knight]

Smoking pot. If in Wisconsin, illegal. If in Texas, illegal. If in Colorado I'll give you a pass on state laws, but not federal law.

Jay walking is also a crime old man.

 

[SJ76]

I walked into this redneck bbq spot today with no mask and these bikers tried to adopt me

 

[Kburjr]

Jay walking is also a crime old man.

I have never said I am not a criminal. Are you a criminal or not?

 

[beardown07]

Wore muh first and last mask this last weekend.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I walked into this redneck bbq spot today with no mask and these bikers tried to adopt me

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[RP-29]

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Oh, snap! You broke out the Pee Wee!