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Even before all this, when FTX was at its zenith, I was reading about the astonishing arrogance of this asshole. He truly believed he was brilliant and untouchable, above the law.

He made a bad choice in holding out in the Bahama's. He grew up in a very clean and perfect environment. Where he is at right now, even if only a little while, will be kicking his ass.

 
He made a bad choice in holding out in the Bahama's. He grew up in a very clean and perfect environment. Where he is at right now, even if only a little while, will be kicking his ass.

I read about that. He's basically on Devil's Island right now but if he relents and doesn't fight extradition, he'll go to a hellhole jail in Brooklyn that prisoners say makes Rykers look like paradise.

The only thing that might save him is the Jewish syndicate but still, he's not going to have a night of freedom for decades. The Jews may keep him from a life sentence though. His lawyer Cohen is working on that now.

Also, I read that he's such an arrogant asshole that he went and ran his mouth non-stop after the collapse and his own words are going to damn him in court. They had an arrest warrant ready to go but a US Attorney said "let him keep talking" whch he foolishly did. They had to nab him before the Congressional testimony though.

This is absolutely glorious. Couldn't have scripted it better.
 
Also, I read that he's such an arrogant asshole that he went and ran his mouth non-stop after the collapse and his own words are going to damn him in court. They had an arrest warrant ready to go but a US Attorney said "let him keep talking" whch he foolishly did. They had to nab him before the Congressional testimony though.

He has. Jordon Belfort even is laughing at him saying he has diarrhea of the mouth.
 
He has. Jordon Belfort even is laughing at him saying he has diarrhea of the mouth.
It just shows his mindblowing arrogance. :kev:

I guess at the FTC there are levels of fraud and he exceeded the top levels by billions of dollars and has had the astonishing audacity to run his gawdamn mouth about it. Madoff got 150 years for much less.
I'm most happy SBF is facing justice but think about this for a second: SBF fucked around with $12B. Do Kwon literally ran away with $60B in cash and he's free. :exploding:
 
It just shows his mindblowing arrogance. :kev:

I guess at the FTC there are levels of fraud and he exceeded the top levels by billions of dollars and has had the astonishing audacity to run his gawdamn mouth about it. Madoff got 150 years for much less.
I'm most happy SBF is facing justice but think about this for a second: SBF fucked around with $12B. Do Kwon literally ran away with $60B in cash and he's free. :exploding:

I should have put Do Kwon in my dead pool.

The only place Do Kwon could possibly escape justice or retribution would be North Korea, but he'd have to give up most of his stolen money.
 
I should have put Do Kwon in my dead pool.

The only place Do Kwon could possibly escape justice or retribution would be North Korea, but he'd have to give up most of his stolen money.
They're speculating that the Bank of China (huge in Serbia) is doing a deal with him to launder the money. Zero doubt there's some truth to it.
 
isnt crypto a world wide thing?
How come people from other countries arent trying to nab this guy?
 
isnt crypto a world wide thing?
How come people from other countries arent trying to nab this guy?
The Bahamas arrested SBF and there's an Interpol Red Notice on Do Kwon but he's in Serbia, known for corruption. There's rampant speculation that the Bank of China is laundering the 60B he made off with but as soon as he's out of money, he's done. And you know everyone is going to demand cash from him. It's just mindblowing arrogance that these assholes think they can just walk away with all this money. The whole "Web3" is a massive dreamworld these dickheads thought was real.
 
Just saw his ex gf? Brah...you're worth billions and that's your girl?
Well.... Billionaire Robert Kraft got arrested for getting a "happy ending massage" in a Florida Asian 'spa' awhile back and I'm thinking, "Hey DUDE!! You've got PLENTY of moolah and a big Gulfstream 650 private jet and THIS is what you're going after???"

I mean, I love Asian gals, but NOT massage parlor types.

But, whatever floats yer boat! :pop2::martini:
 
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