Crypto

"Crypto is made up, isn't based on anything, and is only valuable because someone says it is, I'll stick with something real like the dollar" - Dole
 
"Blockchain is not the future. I urge a return to paper ledgers. Hell, they worked just fine for hundreds of years, didn't they?" - @Dole ver 2.0
 
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rsw626 said:
"Crypto is made up, isn't based on anything, and is only valuable because someone says it is, I'll stick with something real like the dollar" - Dole
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"it's all a scam" - Dole
"YEAH!" - chairmans of the IMF, World Bank, Federal Reserve, JPMorgan, Bank of America, Goldman Sachs
 
Got my Jade Green card finally. Sure is pretty. The delivery box was even cool.

Not nearly as cool as the 43% ROI though.
 
HammerDown said:
Feb. 7, The White House, Washington, D.C. (Reuters) - White House Crypto Czar Dolemite Censored had strong words for the cryptocurrency ecosystem on Monday as he sat with *President *Biden in the West Sitting Hall.

"I urge all Americans to not touch crypto until it's regulated and secured. I mean, for crying out loud" urged Mr. Censored "the security parameters are not even regulated."

Spurred on by the hapless *President, Mr. Censored went even further. "I mean, look! There are now over a hundred cryptos and new ones are created every day and money is pouring into those scams!"

Asked for a personal prediction on Cryto.com's token $CRO, currently the focus of a global media blitz, including its takeover of Staples Center and partnerships with athletes like Lebron James and Neymar, Dole, as he's more commonly known, offered this final bit of advice.

"CRO will get a bump from their SB ad. Then it will crash, wiping out the idiots who bought it."

The briefing closed as a visibly confused *President shuffled out of the room for his mid-morning ice cream cone.

UPDATE: At press time, the @5G CRYPTO SUPPORT TEAM has not responded to our request for a response.
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I’m getting advice to wait to buy this dip til the FUD of Thursday. If DOT is sub-$21 on Friday, I’m buying the hell out of it. This will be my biggest purchase yet. I totally missed the main dip for fear of BTC going to $24k. Not going to miss a second chance. Might also buy a little more CRO pre-SB but I don’t see anything as undervalued as DOT right now.
 
HammerDown said:
Crypto market plunges.

"Hahahahhhaa! TOLD YA!!!"

Crypto market surges.

{crickets}

lolz
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Over/under on the number of cryptocoin ads during the SB? I say 5 and will take the over.

The market surge is a stunt to get the sheep to put in their money. Then, the bots will trade to take profits and the prices will fall precipitously.

I admit that the SB bump for crypto will be impressive. So will the collapse.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Over/under on the number of cryptocoin ads during the SB? I say 5 and will take the over.
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Under.

Dole ver 2.0 said:
The market surge is a stunt to get the sheep to put in their money. Then, the bots will trade to take profits and the prices will fall precipitously.
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Yes, the market markets sell bull traps all the time. That has no reflection whatsoever on the technology. You insist on lumping them together just like you enjoy shouting about shitty bridges being exploited and calling them "crypto hacks." Again, you just don't know much at all about cryptocurrency or blockchain technology.

Dole ver 2.0 said:
I admit that the SB bump for crypto will be impressive. So will the collapse.
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The whole crypto.com arena thing had little impact on the short-term price of $CRO. I doubt the Super Bowl ad(s) will either. Long-term it will strengthen it for sure, especially considering that we're nearing 90% of total supply now in circulation. That by default will drive the price up.
 
HammerDown said:
By "the Feds are closing in" do you mean the IRS is {gasp} threatening tax evaders?

And you call me desperate. :facepalm:
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On a real note, if the IRS does find a way to fuck with crypto (they have been tryin for years) it will not be a good thing.

Thats what makes dole so funny cuz if it does get regulated it will be worthless
 
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