You're doing so well, but go off the reservation here. If the Dollar starts to fall compared to other currencies, I buy stocks like YARIY and ORAN and Vivendi and Veolia and BTI and all kinds of high quality shit with big dividends and real cash flow. When I sell them, the shares will be converted to mores $s.
By definition, if currency is falling, it takes more of it to buy tangible items like stocks. Crypto's value is based purely upon speculative demand. Sure, that demand may increase as people with a lot of cash convert it to anything else...but you're still relying upon the intangible mechanism of speculative demand.
I might take a look at Ape coin tonight simply because I hear it has been linked to something real...like countries who pegged their currency to the $.