Curb Address Hell Yes Where do I find this guy

Why do you need to find him, he just showed you how to do it! :)
Oh, I don't do things like that anymore.
Besides, my stripes would be crooked or some shit.




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What's the last thing he does, at the 0:50 second mark, is that a spray laquer or sealant of some kind.
See, I never would have thought of that.
 
Except mine will be the Oklahoma Sooners, with a small motion detector speaker that plays Boomer Sooner when someone walks/drives by.

That will last about a day.
 
What's the last thing he does, at the 0:50 second mark, is that a spray laquer or sealant of some kind.
See, I never would have thought of that.
Yup looks like a clearcoat of some sort. Will tie it all together so it won't chip in layers.
 
Anyone do this



Yeah, I could do that, no problem.

Especially since I have a YouTube video. I’ll never need another appliance repair man again or an auto mechanic for minor things for that matter. YouTube, the greatest teacher on the Internet
 
Except mine will be the Oklahoma Sooners, with a small motion detector speaker that plays Boomer Sooner when someone walks/drives by.

That will last about a day.
Dude, you don't need to bring more attention to the house of smelly sheep fuckers. They stay away on purpose you know
 
Except mine will be the Oklahoma Sooners, with a small motion detector speaker that plays Boomer Sooner when someone walks/drives by.

That will last about a day.
If you want to make it look realistic, it should look perfect for the first part, have a small imperfection, look good again and then get completely fucked up at the end.
 
Definitely asking for a hefty HOA violation.

:nonono:
:lol: @ people who live in HOA jurisdictions and @ people who have street curbs to paint. Move out of that people farm you're living in and gift yourself some quiet relaxing countryside to do whatever you want with.
 
:lol: @ people who live in HOA jurisdictions and @ people who have street curbs to paint. Move out of that people farm you're living in and gift yourself some quiet relaxing countryside to do whatever you want with.

Lived in the country and the kids had nobody to play with.

Wasn’t a big fan of the well water either.
 
Lived in the country and the kids had nobody to play with.

Wasn’t a big fan of the well water either.

If you have multiple kids, they have someone to play with. And if you do your country livin' right, their school friends will want to play at your house.

Well water is MUCH more cost effective than city water and the quality of water is likely a push. Cities typically add a bunch of chemicals to treat the water they pump out of polluted resources. Country water is more natural, but could contain unfiltered pollutants and natural sediments. If you want clean water, you need to properly treat it yourself no matter where you live. And the result coming out of your faucets is also heavily reliant on the condition of the pipes in your house.

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