Damn Rock..... I thought you were better than this

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Absurdly lacking in detail.

Was the young man jacking the horse off? Ass raping it? Blowing it seems unlikely. Unlike cows, horses can bite. So that doesn’t seem probable.

I’m no equestrian, but there doesn’t seem to be an angle which a human could pull off fucking a horse, in the horse vag, without it kicking the hell out of you. Idk.

Leaves us with another option, was the dude getting fucked by the horse? It’s happened before. Kaplony lost a cousin that way.

 
Absurdly lacking in detail.

Was the young man jacking the horse off? Ass raping it? Blowing it seems unlikely. Unlike cows, horses can bite. So that doesn’t seem probable.

I’m no equestrian, but there doesn’t seem to be an angle which a human could pull off fucking a horse, in the horse vag, without it kicking the hell out of you. Idk.

Leaves us with another option, was the dude getting fucked by the horse? It’s happened before. Kaplony lost a cousin that way.


I'm sorry. I threw up after the first paragraph and didn't get a chance to finish.
 
Absurdly lacking in detail.

Was the young man jacking the horse off? Ass raping it? Blowing it seems unlikely. Unlike cows, horses can bite. So that doesn’t seem probable.

I’m no equestrian, but there doesn’t seem to be an angle which a human could pull off fucking a horse, in the horse vag, without it kicking the hell out of you. Idk.

Leaves us with another option, was the dude getting fucked by the horse? It’s happened before. Kaplony lost a cousin that way.

go with whatever scenario you're running in your head that's going to get you off... well, shoot for the best of all the options that will.
 
go with whatever scenario you're running in your head that's going to get you off... well, shoot for the best of all the options that will.
I don’t find horses all that sexy tbh. Hairy and sweaty. The Sicilians of the animal world, if you will.
 
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Absurdly lacking in detail.

Was the young man jacking the horse off? Ass raping it? Blowing it seems unlikely. Unlike cows, horses can bite. So that doesn’t seem probable.

I’m no equestrian, but there doesn’t seem to be an angle which a human could pull off fucking a horse, in the horse vag, without it kicking the hell out of you. Idk.

Leaves us with another option, was the dude getting fucked by the horse? It’s happened before. Kaplony lost a cousin that way.

Lol. That guy. He’s done everything, knows everything and can do everything.
 
Was the horse a minor?
 
Ever have a cow suck on your hand?
More times than I can recall.

Took cares of the calves on a dairy farm for years. Pull their tale back up and let em suck on your hand and you can lead em wherever you want.
 
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