Dan Bilzerian is a Massive Fraud

gobucks0409 said:
He's still around. I remember him being "cool" (well... His life was cool) a few years ago, but hasn't heard anything of him recently
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this is where I am on it. I followed him on IG for a little while but realized he's a superdouche and bailed.
 
Texans? Never Heard of Them said:
This is what I was told on a YouTube video comment section.

A dude who does a lot of pro wrestling opinion videos made a side channel and he made video called Why People Hate Pokimane.

What the fuck is Pokimane? A spinoff of Pokemon?

I had never of it.

Turns out it was some big titty chick who Twitch streams or something and gets all these guys (they call them simps) to give her a shitload of money to watch her play video games.

I learned a whole lot of shit I did not want to know about watching that video.

So, long story short, I'm not watching this video. Don't know and don't want to know.
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tbf, at least the d00ds who are watching chicks with big tits playing video games are at least spending their time looking at chicks with big tits.

A guy who spends their time following Dan Bilzerian on instagram needs to reevaluate their life.

"Oh it's another picture of a bearded shirtless dude hanging out with women on boats. Why can't this be my life?"
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
tbf, at least the d00ds who are watching chicks with big tits playing video games are at least spending their time looking at chicks with big tits.

A guy who spends their time following Dan Bilzerian on instagram needs to reevaluate their life.

"Oh it's another picture of a bearded shirtless dude hanging out with women on boats. Why can't this be my life?"
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So we've found Rock's hero
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
tbf, at least the d00ds who are watching chicks with big tits playing video games are at least spending their time looking at chicks with big tits.

A guy who spends their time following Dan Bilzerian on instagram needs to reevaluate their life.

"Oh it's another picture of a bearded shirtless dude hanging out with women on boats. Why can't this be my life?"
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I think there is a difference between following his account and idolizing the dude, and there are plenty of idolize him because he portrays a life that many of the douchebags in the world want to live where you are surrounded by naked chicks all day and have millions of dollars and you are drunk as fuck all day.

I don't consider that realistic at all, but some people really think that he's the man because he has that life...even though it's all fake.
 
Fish said:
So we've found Rock's hero
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that is a fair assessment. Rock would probably be Dan Bilzerian super duper light.
 
Never heard of him, but he sounds like the exact reason the universe will never let me have "stupid rich money". I'd put this noob to shame with my exploits and just abhorrent levels of douchebag shenanigans.

Don't worry though fellow bro's and hoe's, if that day ever comes you're all gonna be out there douching it up with me. All of you. Except Rock, I don't want to actually make his life less awesome. :dhd:
 
fordman84 said:
Never heard of him, but he sounds like the exact reason the universe will never let me have "stupid rich money". I'd put this noob to shame with my exploits and just abhorrent levels of douchebag shenanigans.

Don't worry though fellow bro's and hoe's, if that day ever comes you're all gonna be out there douching it up with me. All of you. Except Rock, I don't want to actually make his life less awesome. :dhd:
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I'm not sure what you would do to top him...his douchebag shenanigans were pretty through the roof.
 
ill said:
I'm not sure what you would do to top him...his douchebag shenanigans were pretty through the roof.
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That's the beauty of going second, I know where the bar is and what I need to do to top it. I'm thinking it starts with a skydiving orgy. Bet Dan hasn't done one of those.
 
fordman84 said:
That's the beauty of going second, I know where the bar is and what I need to do to top it. I'm thinking it starts with a skydiving orgy. Bet Dan hasn't done one of those.
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I am not going to google whether he has or not....but it sounds like something he would do.
 
ill said:
I am not going to google whether he has or not....but it sounds like something he would do.
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Too late, I called it. Trademarked by Fordman. He can do it, now.
 
fordman84 said:
Never heard of him, but he sounds like the exact reason the universe will never let me have "stupid rich money". I'd put this noob to shame with my exploits and just abhorrent levels of douchebag shenanigans.

Don't worry though fellow bro's and hoe's, if that day ever comes you're all gonna be out there douching it up with me. All of you. Except Rock, I don't want to actually make his life less awesome. :dhd:
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It's a pretty solid indication of where we are at as a society and mental illness.

Imagine being a male who sits on Instagram waiting for the next picture of a shirtless dude standing next to women to pop into your feed.

The dude was both a hero and a villain to all the incels who can't get laid.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
It's a pretty solid indication of where we are at as a society and mental illness.

Imagine being a male who sits on Instagram waiting for the next picture of a shirtless dude standing next to women to pop into your feed.

The dude was both a hero and a villain to all the incels who can't get laid.
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I don't think anyone is sitting there stalking the dude.

like I said, there are those who play video games all day an idolize the guy as something they'd love to be...but I think you are reading it wrong.

and since you have me on ignore, of course you won't respond to me.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
It's a pretty solid indication of where we are at as a society and mental illness.

Imagine being a male who sits on Instagram waiting for the next picture of a shirtless dude standing next to women to pop into your feed.

The dude was both a hero and a villain to all the incels who can't get laid.
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Yeah, I can't imagine being on instagram let alone following some dude in order to see girls. I would assume instagram lets you just follow the girls.
 
ill said:
I think there is a difference between following his account and idolizing the dude, and there are plenty of idolize him because he portrays a life that many of the douchebags in the world want to live where you are surrounded by naked chicks all day and have millions of dollars and you are drunk as fuck all day.

I don't consider that realistic at all, but some people really think that he's the man because he has that life...even though it's all fake.
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You too could be Dan Bilzerian if your dad was a shady corporate raider.
 
fordman84 said:
Yeah, I can't imagine being on instagram let alone following some dude in order to see girls. I would assume instagram lets you just follow the girls.
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when I last looked, there wasn't much credit given to the girls. They were just topless chicks in the background not really given any kind of recognition.
 
fordman84 said:
Never heard of him, but he sounds like the exact reason the universe will never let me have "stupid rich money". I'd put this noob to shame with my exploits and just abhorrent levels of douchebag shenanigans.

Don't worry though fellow bro's and hoe's, if that day ever comes you're all gonna be out there douching it up with me. All of you. Except Rock, I don't want to actually make his life less awesome. :dhd:
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I have a PhD in that.
 
I only have Instagram so I can steal shit to put in the NSFW Forum.

The things I do to provide this forum with content.

Y'all should be thanking me.
 
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