Dead Kangaroo Friday

[dbldwn711]

Actually, she sounds like the perfect woman. Likes fishing, football and muscle cars. This might go somewhere.

when it’s too good to be true…

 

[White Knight]

The perfect Cinderella:

She'll suck you and fuck you till midnight and then turn into a pizza and a six pack of beer.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The perfect Cinderella:

She'll suck you and fuck you till midnight and then turn into a pizza and a six pack of beer.

You shouldn't be eating that late, you fat bastid.

 

[williewilliejuan]

You shouldn't be eating that late, you fat bastid.

Certainly not all those carbs. He gonna get man titties.

 

[White Knight]

Certainly not all those carbs. He gonna get man titties.

I've got six pack abs...

 

[NU_WTF?]

Certainly not all those carbs. He gonna get man titties.

gonna? as if it hasnt already happened pffffffffffffft

 

[RobBase]

 

[PnkPanther]

1,200 car repair bill.. No idea if getting ripped off or if that's right.

 

[Kburjr]

Actually, she sounds like the perfect woman. Likes fishing, football and muscle cars. This might go somewhere.

Sounds like a good % of the guys I know.

 

[Kburjr]

1,200 car repair bill.. No idea if getting ripped off or if that's right.

What did you get fixed?

 

[NU_WTF?]

1,200 car repair bill.. No idea if getting ripped off or if that's right.

is it fer blinker flewd?

 

[RobBase]

Sounds like a good % of the guys I know.

 

[Kburjr]

Suuurrre....

 

[RobBase]

I have a drop dead gorgeous ex gf who somehow became a professional sports fisherman and now she’s semi-famous in that circle. She had absolutely nothing to do w fishing when we dated, so I have no idea how she got into it. She was into fitness training back then. I suspect maybe it’s just a big modeling job like those archery girls.

I could show you her YouTube accounts but you’d never believe me.

 

[RobBase]

Deshaun Watson makes his decision.

Browns. In a stunner.

 

[White Knight]

Deshaun Watson makes his decision.

Browns. In a stunner.

Nothing in the NFL surprises me.

 

[ill]

Deshaun Watson makes his decision.

Browns. In a stunner.

Good for them.

Now they get to update that jersey again.

 

[RobBase]

Baker says trade me to Indy. Wants to be a Colt.

 

[PnkPanther]

What did you get fixed?

Abs sensor, oil change, and some scheduled routine maintenance

 

[Bender]

Successfully fixed my lawnmower.