December 1 morning - the end (of 2020) is nigh

[PeoplesChicken]

their double wides must have vaulted ceilings

Apparently so. I thought 8 ft was huge

 

[Guy Incognito]

10 ft? WHAT THE HELL

 

[PeoplesChicken]

The piano is probably the least favorite thing in my marriage. We have it because the in-laws' old house couldn't support it. It was my wife's grandmother's piano, had been in my aunt's house until she sold the place.

Thing takes up a third of the living room, and needs probably several thousand dollars of work to get it back into playing condition.

Turn that thing into an aquarium. Nothing says class like making furniture a fish tank

 

[Me]

Apparently so. I thought 8 ft was huge

We would sell some 12-15 foot trees every year. Fuckers get heavy when they're that big.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I was just curious what this magical "fuck ton" was to gauge whether you were just being a cheap ass. $250 is a lot for a tree that's not growing

I agree with that, but all the same, FUCK YOU, PETER!

 

[Guy Incognito]

....I live in an apartment, bruh.


I was just curious what this magical "fuck ton" was to gauge whether you were just being a cheap ass. $250 is a lot for a tree that's not growing

What tree keeps growing after it's cut?

 

[Me]

What tree keeps growing after it's cut?

.... Ones that aren't cut?

 

[Guy Incognito]

What tree keeps growing after it's cut?

Inb4 @SlinkyRedfoot makes a joke about his schwantz.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

.... Ones that aren't cut?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

its' very complex

add some butter milk to cream and let sit for 2 days

I'm guessing that Vermont Creamery's method is slightly more involved.

 

[Guy Incognito]

.... Ones that aren't cut?

You pay to leave a tree uncut at the farm?

 

[Me]

I'm guessing that Vermont Creamery's method is slightly more involved.

Vermont?


Uses a different "cream"

 

[Me]

You pay to leave a tree uncut at the farm?

You...buy a tree with the roots still intact.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You pay to leave a tree uncut at the farm?

Geeze dude. They come potted. You are basically buying a tree that you can plant later

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You...buy a tree with the roots still intact.

 

[Me]

Geeze dude. They come potted. You are basically buying a tree that you can plant later

That's what we did growing up, most years at least.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

10 ft? WHAT THE HELL

Living room has a sloped ceiling that goes from 8' up to the second floor on the other side. Put a 6' tree in there and it'll look like my dick in @Guy Incognito's grandma's ass.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Living room has a sloped ceiling that goes from 8' up to the second floor on the other side. Put a 6' tree in there and it'll look like my dick in @Guy Incognito's grandma's ass.

 

[Me]

Living room has a sloped ceiling that goes from 8' up to the second floor on the other side. Put a 6' tree in there and it'll look like my dick in @Guy Incognito's grandma's ass.

You throw a bunch of mangled netting around the base, too then?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

That's what we did growing up, most years at least.

I tried a palm tree one year for something different. But it died soon after I planted it. Must not have used the right fertilizer