Did she show her cooter or does she have a penis.

[PeoplesChicken]

You know that wouldn't eliminate you, right?

Wait! What?????

I need to find my Blackberry and right fast!

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Akron, Ohio? Never heard of it. Small town motherfuckers, fuck off.

Shouldn't you be plotting the next invasion of Europe? Or at the least delivering my sweet and sour chicken? C'mon chop chop!

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You know that wouldn't eliminate you, right?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Even with alleged nude undies, it was obvious there was a huge muff under there. She needs to trim that trim.

why?

 

[Dolemite censored]

why?

Because you don't want crab lice in your mustache.....

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Because you don't want crab lice in your mustache.....

Of course you don't. However, that doesn't equate to having some jungle

 

[Dolemite censored]

Of course you don't. However, that doesn't equate to having some jungle

Let me just say that all jungles are habitats and leave it at that.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Akron, Ohio? Never heard of it. Small town motherfuckers, fuck off.

Translation:

"without urban congestion, I can't make any money delivering pork fried rice on my Schwinn."

 

[beardown07]

Crikey! Looks like she got an armadillo in her trousers!

 

[DragonFromTo]

When I watched the video, I thought it looked like panties.

Probably depends on your perspective - if you're on an extended dry spell, you might see poon, or if you're batting for the other team, you might see dick.

Hell, I'm sure that someone here is drooling on his keyboard thinking "OMG did you see those soles?"

 

[Wild Turkey]

When I watched the video, I thought it looked like panties.

Probably depends on your perspective - if you're on an extended dry spell, you might see poon, or if you're batting for the other team, you might see dick.

Or you can’t make out what it is because you’re old and can’t see shit.

 

[Guy Incognito]

The internet is in flux

Where are Wallace and Thumper when we need them?

 

[Mofo]

She's kinda weird-looking.

Botox is a helluva drug

Child performer-face.

I don't really follow whatever stuff it is she does; the closest were ads for that 'Murder in the Building' show that blitzed YouTube ads a couple years ago. Her teary video over crying for terrorist gang members being deported is enough to show me she's an idiot though.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Translation:

"without urban congestion, I can't make any money delivering pork fried rice on my Schwinn."

@HammerDown can we add a chopstick emoji? Seems appropriate

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Child performer-face.

I don't really follow whatever stuff it is she does; the closest were ads for that 'Murder in the Building' show that blitzed YouTube ads a couple years ago. Her teary video over crying for terrorist gang members being deported is enough to show me she's an idiot though.

Brah, I think you are confusing her with Selena Gomez. Which in fairness, there is a strong resemblance

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Hell, I'm sure that someone here is drooling on his keyboard thinking "OMG did you see those soles?"

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Let me just say that all jungles are habitats and leave it at that.

As long as I am the only inhabitant

 

[Mofo]

Brah, I think you are confusing her with Selena Gomez. Which in fairness, there is a strong resemblance

That’s not her? Well shit, I don’t know if I should be embarrassed or proud.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

That’s not her? Well shit, I don’t know if I should be embarrassed or proud.

I would say neither. They are very similar in appearance

 

[Godstree]

Or you can’t make out what it is because you’re old and can’t see shit.

Those who are blind can still see.

Was that in a song.

Anyways, he wants to see Bush he sees Bush.

Or the ding dong