Pitchers collectively hit .110/.150/.142 last season. Only one position player (527 total players) with > 50 PAs had an OPS lower than pitchers did as a group. Even if I lower the PA bar to 20 there's still only 8 position players below .292 (out of 588).
Pitchers are really in an entirely different tier. People say things like "Gibson and Drysdale could hit!" but look at their stats. They were good hitters
for pitchers. And then you see that guys like Newcombe and Wes Ferrell who could really hit will get lumped together with them because "pitchers who can hit" just isn't that big of a group. I love Bob Gibson but he couldn't hit like Ferrell and the Newk.
I know that you play sim baseball. Don't you want to put your fist through the screen if and when your pitchers are just trying to get a simple bunt down? They are just terrible at it, I definitely won't miss that