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Me and my friend were drinking a lot on Saturday night and then out of nowhere she decided to go down on me. She pulled down my pants, grabbed my dick, and was about to start blowing me when she pulled away and gagged, nearly throwing up. Apparently I had "fromunda cheese" (a term I had never heard before) on my dick and she refused to give me head because of the horrid smell.
I was kinda disappointed and this got me thinking about how I never wash my balls in the shower. Truthfully, I was never taught how to wash my balls and I really wouldn't even know how to. Does anybody know of any tutorials or have any first-hand experience with washing their balls? If so, that information would be greatly appreciated.
EDIT: Update- just found out about this website called ProfessionalBallWashers.org. You sign up on online and they send a representative to your house or apartment. You then take a shower with the door closed and wash the rest of your body including using shampoo on your hair. Once the rest of your body is clean, you clap your hands twice and the representative from Professional Ball Washers will come in and wash your balls.
My representative was a guy in his 50s who wore a Mets hat and was named @Hu War Yu. He was very professional and waited outside the door until he heard the two claps, at which point he came in and washed my balls. He originally started off with just the testicles but then started to work his way up towards my gouch and then all the way back to my asshole which he repeatedly fingered and then fisted with his washcloth.
It was the best $50 I ever spent. Their website said that a 10-20% tip is customary based off the service, but I was so happy that I gave Hu War Yu a whole Andrew Jackson. I can't wait to get drunk with my friend again and I definitely recommend this service to anyone who has ran into a similar situation in the past.
I was kinda disappointed and this got me thinking about how I never wash my balls in the shower. Truthfully, I was never taught how to wash my balls and I really wouldn't even know how to. Does anybody know of any tutorials or have any first-hand experience with washing their balls? If so, that information would be greatly appreciated.
EDIT: Update- just found out about this website called ProfessionalBallWashers.org. You sign up on online and they send a representative to your house or apartment. You then take a shower with the door closed and wash the rest of your body including using shampoo on your hair. Once the rest of your body is clean, you clap your hands twice and the representative from Professional Ball Washers will come in and wash your balls.
My representative was a guy in his 50s who wore a Mets hat and was named @Hu War Yu. He was very professional and waited outside the door until he heard the two claps, at which point he came in and washed my balls. He originally started off with just the testicles but then started to work his way up towards my gouch and then all the way back to my asshole which he repeatedly fingered and then fisted with his washcloth.
It was the best $50 I ever spent. Their website said that a 10-20% tip is customary based off the service, but I was so happy that I gave Hu War Yu a whole Andrew Jackson. I can't wait to get drunk with my friend again and I definitely recommend this service to anyone who has ran into a similar situation in the past.
