Do you have a nickname at work?

[huskers1217]

it'd be like my friends/fam called me trudie and I was Gertrude at work. My f/f picked the weird side of my name to shorten.
I thought about calling my puppy gertie


Fuck off, Cob.

wait.. your name is gertrude? are you 90 years old there?

 

[moxie]

wait.. your name is gertrude? are you 90 years old there?

Are you retarded or something? Why would I name my dog after myself?!

 

[DragonFromTo]

I've heard this one woman calls me "El Bosso"

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Are you retarded or something? Why would I name my dog after myself?!

So, your friends and family call you Trudy and you wanted to name your dog Gertie, the shortened version of your name that you wish your friends and family chose?

 

[moxie]

So, your friends and family call you Trudy and you wanted to name your dog Gertie, the shortened version of your name that you wish your friends and family chose?

Will you STFU? I don't even know what you're saying! You guys are doing this on purpose!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Will you STFU? I don't even know what you're saying! You guys are doing this on purpose!

Ok, Trudy

 

[DragonFromTo]

So, your friends and family call you Trudy and you wanted to name your dog Gertie, the shortened version of your name that you wish your friends and family chose?

There is a mutt named "Rich Lover" on my street who I suspect was named like this

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

There is a mutt named "Rich Lover" on my street who I suspect was named like this

I named my dog Cricket because of the way he jumped through the tall grass in my grandpa’s pasture when he was a puppy

 

[Peter Gozintite]

it'd be like my friends/fam called me trudie and I was Gertrude at work. My f/f picked the weird side of my name to shorten.
I thought about calling my puppy gertie


Fuck off, Cob.

Ok Stephanie

 

[fordman84]

Everyone calls me Boss. I'm ok with it.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Everyone calls me Boss. I'm ok with it.

I call my boss Drunk Dial because he likes to FaceTime me every time he gets drunk.

Everytime, I have to explain that it’s 11PM on a Saturday night, I’m drunk too and Uber doesn’t run here, if you wanted me to come to your party, you should have let me know ahead of time

 

[packerzrule]

Tripod

I just lean forward

 

[Hu War Yu]

Everyone, everywhere, calls me by a nickname. I've had it since I was a baby when my parents gave it to me.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Everyone, everywhere, calls me by a nickname. I've had it since I was a baby when my parents gave it to me.

Doofy?

 

[Kburjr]

Everyone, everywhere, calls me by a nickname. I've had it since I was a baby when my parents gave it to me.

Hu?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Doofy?

Warm

Hu?

Cold

 

[douggie]

I'm kind of embarrassed about my nickname at work, but being called "Horse Dick" or sometimes "Big Dick" does have its positives. I just suggest "B.D." so as not to sound vulgar or obscene.

 

[Cowboyinexile]

One guy calls me Skippy. I have no idea why. He tried to make it a thing but he's literally the only one. I asked him about it and he said he just came up with it. I may have once drunkenly told him to go with T-bone. Fortunately he was as drunk as I was and didn't remember it. Plus he is maybe 30 so Seinfeld is like Mork and Mindy to him so he didn't get the joke. Good for me because if the situation were reversed Coco the Monkey would have been a thing on Monday.

 

[broncosmitty]

Smitty. Which usually sounds like Smeeeteee. Or gringo.

Or Chingador. Or the white nword. Which usually sounds like white neeegher.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I'm kind of embarrassed about my nickname at work, but being called "Horse Dick" or sometimes "Big Dick" does have its positives. I just suggest "B.D." so as not to sound vulgar or obscene.

Same fam