Do you have a rap sheet?

Nobody is mad just goofin on a silly fuck nut. A sad, goofy, fuck nut.
bwahaha
 
Handicappers said:
Nobody is mad just goofin on a silly fuck nut. A sad, goofy, fuck nut.
bwahaha
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Are you married? Kids? Do you have anyone in your life besides internet friends? I'm just curious how such an oddity came to exist.
 
JuiceTheGator said:
lol.

It's almost like they're mad at me? :dhd: Really quite angry....


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Handicappers said:
I didn’t pay a ticket in college and it came back to bite me. Got pulled over and had a warrant. Had to pay two tickets in one night. They got me red handed.
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Red handed? You were playing with yourself while driving again???
 
Nope.

I've dodged a couple of pot bust bullets. Well before legality.

Had a close friend murdered over a grow op.
 
Hank Kingsley said:
Nope.

I've dodged a couple of pot bust bullets. Well before legality.

Had a close friend murdered over a grow op.
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I didn't dodge one. Possession and paraphernalia. I had just bought a quarter and packed 1 bowl of it. The police report says that I had 5.2 grams (a quarter is 7 and my guy wasn't light and that bowl wasn't that big. I always wondered if they pinched a bud or if there was some other reason for them to knock a couple of grams off of the report.
 
femurov said:
I didn't dodge one. Possession and paraphernalia. I had just bought a quarter and packed 1 bowl of it. The police report says that I had 5.2 grams (a quarter is 7 and my guy wasn't light and that bowl wasn't that big. I always wondered if they pinched a bud or if there was some other reason for them to knock a couple of grams off of the report.
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Standing outside #5 Orange St pub in Vancouver one evening 25 years ago. Car screeches to a stop, out they hop, I pop my almost fresh 3 gm chunk of black hash in my mouth and proceed to swallow, only to get choked to stop it going down.

But I persevered..... Hand hand marks on my throat for 2 or 3 days.
 
Hank Kingsley said:
Standing outside #5 Orange St pub in Vancouver one evening 25 years ago. Car screeches to a stop, out they hop, I pop my almost fresh 3 gm chunk of black hash in my mouth and proceed to swallow, only to get choked to stop it going down.

But I persevered..... Hand hand marks on my throat for 2 or 3 days.
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A rather... convenient excuse of why a man had his hand on your throat one night. :)
 
i was once in front of the same judge twice in a month

judge wojkowski in westboro

2nd time in front of him(2 MJ posessions in a month)

"Mr XXX, i just saw you a few weeks ago. We should call you Norm and get you a stool"

*court laughs*
 
Sharkonabicycle said:
Got pulled over for doing 6 MPH over with no prior warrants/arrests. Cop came back to my car and said, "Thank you sir, well... I'm going to let you off with a war-" At this point I snapped into action and quickly slammed the car door into him and bolted out, whipping out my nunchucks that are naturally in the side panel and went to work. The cop went down in no time. I quickly rigged an explosive out of gasoline and pop rocks that I'd recently bought at the store and lit the cop car on fire. It was all going well until I saw some dickhead 80 year old woman phoning it in. How the fuck she even knew how to use a cell phone over a decade ago is beyond me. The police chase lasted for several hours until I decided to surrender.

So apparently what I did was a big deal? I got out of prison on good behavior after a few years... but now apparently I'm some sort of criminal? Everything IMO was completely calculated and the only logical action. Just goes to show how fucked up the legal system is in the US.
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And the cops didn't kill you during the arrest?

White Privilege. You should repent.
 
11 years ago went through a background check so anally intrusive they even asked me about a still my grandfather owned in Priest Lake, Idaho back in the 30's.
 
BoiseMike19 said:
11 years ago went through a background check so anally intrusive they even asked me about a still my grandfather owned in Priest Lake, Idaho back in the 30's.
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you had me at anally. Go on.
 
My dumbass did drive through a DUI checkpoint after attempting to hot box my car.

Key word, "attempting." That's probably why I got away with it.
 
I was a bad kid. Like, really bad.
I spent most of my teenage years in placement, living on the states dime until I was about 19.
Then I grew up. Nothing more than a some tickets since then.
 
Tomhusker said:
I was a bad kid. Like, really bad.
I spent most of my teenage years in placement, living on the states dime until I was about 19.
Then I grew up. Nothing more than a some tickets since then
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So you were an orphan?
 
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