Do you have your affairs in order?

[PeoplesChicken]

I told my family they can flush mine down the toilet, I won't be here to care.

And if they wanna do a service, that's up to them. I'm not about to make a bunch of demands that other people have to carry out

This is certainly a change. During camping trips we are not allowed to even make eye contact with you

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I already know you got the Fruit Brute

Ah, that one is rare. I am fortunate to have that one

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I told my family they can flush mine down the toilet, I won't be here to care.

And if they wanna do a service, that's up to them. I'm not about to make a bunch of demands that other people have to carry out

I just hope I drop after any important sporting season is done.

My grandfather who was a huge Canuck fan dropped on April 15, 1982. Just as his Canucks were embarking on a Cup final run.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I just hope I drop after any important sporting season is done.

My grandfather who was a huge Canuck fan dropped on April 15, 1982. Just as his Canucks were embarking on a Cup final run.

Then you need to make sure you are eating this daily

 

[PeoplesChicken]

@ChiSoxFan thinks he is getting my Ron Karkovice Wheaties edition. Its limited because they made ONE.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Then you need to make sure you are eating this daily

My special herbal carrot cake takes care of my fibre intake.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

@ChiSoxFan thinks he is getting my Ron Karkovice Wheaties edition. Its limited because they made ONE.

Deserving of an in-ground safe as your home under a Persian rug.

 

[huskers1217]

I’m leaving all my vag cash to @Hu War Yu

 

[Red_Alert]

I have to admit that right now I am feeling a little nervous surrounded by a bunch of Husker fans and Pete. I hope Heaven isn't like this

 

[Red_Alert]

I am leaving my collection of vintage cereals to @Hu War Yu

You're gonna keep these tho, right? Right?

 

[Wild Turkey]

We have a will but it needs updating because my kids are old enough to be executors.

Have a spot in a columbarium at our church purchased and we both will go there. I choose it because easy for kids and grandkids to find if they have the urge, will never go into disrepair and it’s holy ground.

 

[Guy Incognito]

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Death stuff is top 3 bizarre human interaction.

Oh a field where a bunch of rotting bodies are in wooden boxes. Let’s go to that field and put flowers down to remember dead dad. I mean, dead dad never spent any time in this field when he was alive and he didn’t even like flowers, but like memories of dad and stuff because his name is on a rock. I see dead dads name on this rock now I’m sad.

Not to mention all the industries who profit off sad people. Buy this fancy box, rent this fancy room, buy this expensive dirt hole, toss dead mom in the oven and make her into a 14K necklace and if you act now, we can also turn her into a sippy cup, for free, just pay shipping and handling.

It’s all expensive and centered around sad shit. Normalize dumping bodies on the side of the highway.

 

[Inquisitor]

No I'm always forgetting the order of my affairs.

 

[packerzrule]

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[ojb81]

No will as of yet, no burial plot or cremation plans either. The only matter that has been settled so far is that @Peter Gozintite will get the entirety of my collection of skidmarked fruit of the loom underwear, all 37 pairs (and counting). He insisted.

 

[Red_Alert]

Death stuff is top 3 bizarre human interaction.

Oh a field where a bunch of rotting bodies are in wooden boxes. Let’s go to that field and put flowers down to remember dead dad. I mean, dead dad never spent any time in this field when he was alive and he didn’t even like flowers, but like memories of dad and stuff because his name is on a rock. I see dead dads name on this rock now I’m sad.

Not to mention all the industries who profit off sad people. Buy this fancy box, rent this fancy room, buy this expensive dirt hole, toss dead mom in the oven and make her into a 14K necklace and if you act now, we can also turn her into a sippy cup, for free, just pay shipping and handling.

It’s all expensive and centered around sad shit. Normalize dumping bodies on the side of the highway.

Dammit, Jr. How many times I gotta tell you to quit rolling grandpa across the kitchen floor?

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[Red_Alert]

No will as of yet, no burial plot or cremation plans either. The only matter that has been settled so far is that @Peter Gozintite will get the entirety of my collection of skidmarked fruit of the loom underwear, all 37 pairs (and counting). He insisted.

That reminds me...

 

[Kburjr]

I ain't telling anyone I died.

 

[Godstree]

Will?
Burial sitch?
Where?

I have rough draft. It pretty much goes like, fuck it, I'm dead.