Do you pee when you schtein?

[packerzrule]

For me, it has ALWAYS been a matched set but the wife swears that about 30% of the time, she does not urinate when dropping a deuce.

Is that physically possible?

 

[PackJason]

Yes. I'm almost certain I've pissed with every shit I've taken in my entire life.

 

[outofyourmind]

 

[BigRedMoe]

Ok, Wiscos, Ok

 

[beardown07]

"You can pee without pooping, but cannot poop without peeing."

~Gandhi

 

[williewilliejuan]

The only scenario I can think of when they don’t do both at one sitting is if I’m sick with the shits and am already pissed out.

 

[PackJason]

The only scenario I can think of when they don’t do both at one sitting is if I’m sick with the shits and am already pissed out.

I just call that pissing out the ass.

 

[packerzrule]

"You can pee without pooping, but cannot poop without peeing."

~Gandhi

precisely

 

[packerzrule]

Have had a couple of "ghost" shits in my life but has always been accompanied with urine

 

[Me]

The gf asked me if I always pee when I poop... Maybe it's a chick thing that it doesn't happen?

 

[williewilliejuan]

The gf asked me if I always pee when I poop... Maybe it's a chick thing that it doesn't happen?

I am so confused by this whole discussion. I have been assured that girls don’t poop.

 

[BigRedMoe]

I am so confused by this whole discussion. I have been assured that girls don’t poop.

I'm glad someone finally brought this up. We can't let disinformation go unaddressed.

 

[DJ Fieri]

I am so confused by this whole discussion. I have been assured that girls don’t poop.

LOL.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Me?

50-50.

 

[Mofo]

Yes. I'm almost certain I've pissed with every shit I've taken in my entire life.

Must make for some embarrassing episodes at the urinal...

 

[huskers1217]

i've never used the word Schtein in my life nor ever heard of it.

 

[packerzrule]

i've never used the word Schtein in my life nor ever heard of it.

Only us cool kids are familiar with that term

 

[beardown07]

i've never used the word Schtein in my life nor ever heard of it.

It's not part of Ebonics.

 

[BigRedMoe]

It's not part of Ebonics.

Sounds like it might be Krautonics.

 

[Hu War Yu]

There have been occasions where I've pooped, wiped, stood up, buckled/zipped up, flushed, washed and dried my hands, THEN felt the need to pee