Do you pee when you schtein?

Hmm?

  • Yes

    Votes: 15 75.0%

  • No

    Votes: 1 5.0%

  • Shitting potato salad

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • Total voters
    20
Hu War Yu said:
There have been occasions where I've pooped, wiped, stood up, buckled/zipped up, flushed, washed and dried my hands, THEN felt the need to pee
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Sounds like it's time for yourn exam.
Glove Penetration GIF
 
Sometimes I pee, rub, then poop. It all happens in the same trip, so not sure if that counts?
 
Did you know you can shit standing up? Neither did I until I read it on Euro-Hoop.
 
packerzrule said:
For me, it has ALWAYS been a matched set but the wife swears that about 30% of the time, she does not urinate when dropping a deuce.

Is that physically possible?
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i outgrew that by about age 3 or so. . .
 
huskers1217 said:
I once was in the middle of jerking off and then i had to piss. I've pissed so hard then finished up my jerk.
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aint that a bitch, though? piss gittin' in the way of yer nut 'n shit
 
Bayou Tiger said:
Prostate Exam

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Rectum! Damned near killed him!
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Is that an accurate description of the male anatomy? What possible medical conclusions can come from lubing a finger and poking my butt hole?
 
She doesnt have a prostate. When you squeeze out poop, you push the prostate into the urinary bladder, making you pee.
 
Handicappers said:
Is that an accurate description of the male anatomy? What possible medical conclusions can come from lubing a finger and poking my butt hole?
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The prostate never stops growing, it can be a severe issue if it starts growing into areas that squeeze out other organs.
 
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