Do you pee when you schtein?

Hmm?

  • Yes

    Votes: 15 75.0%

  • No

    Votes: 1 5.0%

  • Shitting potato salad

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • Total voters
    20
packerzrule said:
For me, it has ALWAYS been a matched set but the wife swears that about 30% of the time, she does not urinate when dropping a deuce.

Is that physically possible?
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Hold the FUCK ON a God Damned Minute!!!

You're the same fruit cake that came to my Guide Bear thread and judged me yet YOU start a thread about who shits and pisses at the same time? FUCK YOU.

You need to to look in the mirror right the fuck now.

I hope @Sugarshell shows up soon and kicks you in the pussy again because you deserve it.

Judge not lest Ye be Judged! You Lonesome Cunt!
 
PARKA!! said:
Hold the FUCK ON a God Damned Minute!!!

You're the same fruit cake that came to my Guide Bear thread and judged me yet YOU start a thread about who shits and pisses at the same time? FUCK YOU.

You need to to look in the mirror right the fuck now.

I hope @Sugarshell shows up soon and kicks you in the pussy again because you deserve it.

Judge not lest Ye be Judged! You Lonesome Cunt!
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Suck a bug dill hole.
 
I always take a whiz at the end of a shit. I just figured that was biology for all of us. That’s just always how I know the shit is done.

This isn’t common? I feel I need to ask now. My father just gave up a length of colon a few weeks back. When they were in there the doctor told him the ureters from kidneys seemed odd so they got moved around more. He says he has pissed better since he was a kid. One month post surgical they told him he has ectopic kidneys…..they both are on one side. Seven decades and he had no clue.

Not that any of this has much to do with shitting and pissing together…..but I’m curious now if I’m just part of some goofy line that has weird abnormalities.
 
Randy Savage Yes GIF by WWE
 
I’ve had pisses so big they felt like shits. Drinking 7lbs a water every day will do that to you.

The absolute best is when you have a full complete giant shit accompanied by emptying a full bladder then you sit there and two or three minutes later you get a second complete full shit out. Double flusher. Sometimes I think I could never go back in the office strictly based on my new normal shitting routines.
 
Orlando_Eagles said:
I always take a whiz at the end of a shit. I just figured that was biology for all of us. That’s just always how I know the shit is done.

This isn’t common? I feel I need to ask now. My father just gave up a length of colon a few weeks back. When they were in there the doctor told him the ureters from kidneys seemed odd so they got moved around more. He says he has pissed better since he was a kid. One month post surgical they told him he has ectopic kidneys…..they both are on one side. Seven decades and he had no clue.

Not that any of this has much to do with shitting and pissing together…..but I’m curious now if I’m just part of some goofy line that has weird abnormalities.
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Start a poll. I vote yes.
 
Only time I can recall not pissing while shitting is when I was very sick and the shit was flowing like water. Like I drank a blue Gatorade and 5 minutes later I had liquid, blue shit
 
Orlando_Eagles said:
I always take a whiz at the end of a shit. I just figured that was biology for all of us. That’s just always how I know the shit is done.

This isn’t common? I feel I need to ask now. My father just gave up a length of colon a few weeks back. When they were in there the doctor told him the ureters from kidneys seemed odd so they got moved around more. He says he has pissed better since he was a kid. One month post surgical they told him he has ectopic kidneys…..they both are on one side. Seven decades and he had no clue.

Not that any of this has much to do with shitting and pissing together…..but I’m curious now if I’m just part of some goofy line that has weird abnormalities.
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Its just weird that you piss after you shit. I always piss before I shit. Not sure I've ever taken a shit differently in my entire trained life.
 
Do you fart when you piss? If you have to take a leak when you're shitting it just seems logical that you'd also fart.
 
RubinRock said:
Its just weird that you piss after you shit. I always piss before I shit. Not sure I've ever taken a shit differently in my entire trained life.
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Thanks for the share.

That’s insane to me. But interesting how it all works differently for someone else. Maybe it’s just some kind of biological conditioning from a young age that sets us up whatever way.
 
"Pee first, then poo." ~Urethra Franklin.
 
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