Do you work with any compulsive liars?

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I do. He’s been spouting bullshit on the radio all day, but it’s not worth the trouble to call him out.

His grandson is a sophomore in high school. Apparently he already has multiple football scholarship offers. He wants to be a veterinarian, and I’m pretty sure Florida has one of the best veterinary programs in the country, but he says Florida doesn’t offer that so right now his grandson is leaning towards Valdosta State(I went there for a semester, don’t remember a veterinarian program).

Last year, he spent a week talking about how him and his grandson was going to the Georgia-Florida game in Jacksonville, then the Monday after the game he said they watched it on tv(my man Donnie called him on that one)

He’s a direct descendant of both the Hatfields and McCoys and is invited to the family reunion.

He has a race truck that he bent the frame on when he hit a mailbox doing donuts in his subdivision.

He’s turned down management jobs.

Bill Elliott has asking him to be partners with him on a drag racing venue.

Bill Elliott used to not like him because he used to beat Bill Elliott in all the local races before Bill made it in NASCAR

He used to babysit Chase Elliott on weekends

The house he was born in is the oldest house in Alabama

He spoke at Elvis’s funeral

There’s countless others, but those are what sticks out.

You could also make up some shit like “Have you seen that albino beaver in the pond” and he’ll tell you he’s about ran over it in his loader a few times.

Shit’s annoying
 
There used to be a dude at the bar that made up THEEE most outrageous, stupid stories. Finally, my friends and I had enough and we would just one up him all the time with even bigger fish tales. I loved seeing the light in his eyes go out when we'd start talking about how we were going to Beyonce's hotel after her concert that weekend. Or the 49ers are taking us to their next game on a private jet. :laugh:
 
When I was 8 I caught a whale in a pond. Damdest thing didn’t even take me an hour land.
 
I used to work with a guy who wasn’t really a compulsive liar, he just had one major lie that he never wavered from.

Apparently he banged both Shania Twain and Allison Kraus before they made it big. Could have convinced me with one or the other, but I had to call BS with both
 
not really. I had few friends in Jr High and High School that were quite the story tellers, some of them got together it was just non stop BS


Lift up your boots boys, the shit is running deep today
 
one upper
 
one of my Jr High friends always claimed his football career was ended by a devastating knee injury. Knee injury so bad, I never knew him to be in crutches or anything else to indicate knee injury

He was back up D lineman, he told story of one game where he multiple sacks AND returned an INT for a TD

Me "And yet, you were still the back up next week?"
 
first liar doesn't stand a chance
 
MOST of the "bosses" I've ever had in the past... :nod:

I do my own thing nowadays! :headbanger:
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I do. He’s been spouting bullshit on the radio all day, but it’s not worth the trouble to call him out.

His grandson is a sophomore in high school. Apparently he already has multiple football scholarship offers. He wants to be a veterinarian, and I’m pretty sure Florida has one of the best veterinary programs in the country, but he says Florida doesn’t offer that so right now his grandson is leaning towards Valdosta State(I went there for a semester, don’t remember a veterinarian program).

Last year, he spent a week talking about how him and his grandson was going to the Georgia-Florida game in Jacksonville, then the Monday after the game he said they watched it on tv(my man Donnie called him on that one)

He’s a direct descendant of both the Hatfields and McCoys and is invited to the family reunion.

He has a race truck that he bent the frame on when he hit a mailbox doing donuts in his subdivision.

He’s turned down management jobs.

Bill Elliott has asking him to be partners with him on a drag racing venue.

Bill Elliott used to not like him because he used to beat Bill Elliott in all the local races before Bill made it in NASCAR

He used to babysit Chase Elliott on weekends

The house he was born in is the oldest house in Alabama

He spoke at Elvis’s funeral

There’s countless others, but those are what sticks out.

You could also make up some shit like “Have you seen that albino beaver in the pond” and he’ll tell you he’s about ran over it in his loader a few times.

Shit’s annoying
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Did he once frequent these forums?
 
Yes. A guy I used to work with was nicknamed "Topper" because he always had a story similar to one that someone else had just shared but was more impressive in some fashion. So not only was he a liar but he was unimaginative because the lies were just built up off of another's anecdote.
He got fired for lying on some paperwork. And being generally disliked. :pound:
 
No. Each and every person that I work with are upstanding moral people who also have the perfect balance of humility and confidence. In fact, I love where I work so much I am willing to do it for free.

No I dont work with any compulsive liars
 
idk about liars, but the people i work with are not smart
 
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