Do you work with any compulsive liars?

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Illustrious Potentate said:
I used to work with a guy who wasn’t really a compulsive liar, he just had one major lie that he never wavered from.

Apparently he banged both Shania Twain and Allison Kraus before they made it big. Could have convinced me with one or the other, but I had to call BS with both
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Knew a guy who used to say that he had been married to Kelly McGillis before she became famous. I never believed him and told him so. Haven't seen him in years.

A few months ago, I found out that he had been telling the truth. I don't think the marriage lasted even a year, but he was married to her.
 
trojanfan12 said:
Knew a guy who used to say that he had been married to Kelly McGillis before she became famous. I never believed him and told him so. Haven't seen him in years.

A few months ago, I found out that he had been telling the truth. I don't think the marriage lasted even a year, but he was married to her.
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So he turned her into a lesbian?
 
Had a roommate in college who just enjoyed lying about everything.

He'd come home with stories about how somebody cut him off in traffic so he followed them into the woods and then took their keys and threw them in a lake.

The apartment we lived in had paper thin walls, but he was totally always bringing chicks home late at night and banging them super hard when me and the other roommate were asleep. Dude couldn't believe we didn't hear it.

Funny fucker, but he just loved lying all the time.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I do. He’s been spouting bullshit on the radio all day, but it’s not worth the trouble to call him out.

His grandson is a sophomore in high school. Apparently he already has multiple football scholarship offers. He wants to be a veterinarian, and I’m pretty sure Florida has one of the best veterinary programs in the country, but he says Florida doesn’t offer that so right now his grandson is leaning towards Valdosta State(I went there for a semester, don’t remember a veterinarian program).

Last year, he spent a week talking about how him and his grandson was going to the Georgia-Florida game in Jacksonville, then the Monday after the game he said they watched it on tv(my man Donnie called him on that one)

He’s a direct descendant of both the Hatfields and McCoys and is invited to the family reunion.

He has a race truck that he bent the frame on when he hit a mailbox doing donuts in his subdivision.

He’s turned down management jobs.

Bill Elliott has asking him to be partners with him on a drag racing venue.

Bill Elliott used to not like him because he used to beat Bill Elliott in all the local races before Bill made it in NASCAR

He used to babysit Chase Elliott on weekends

The house he was born in is the oldest house in Alabama

He spoke at Elvis’s funeral

There’s countless others, but those are what sticks out.

You could also make up some shit like “Have you seen that albino beaver in the pond” and he’ll tell you he’s about ran over it in his loader a few times.

Shit’s annoying
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If it is clear that he is trying to be serious and isn't joking, then the dude needs to be put in his place. If he is joking, then it's whatever.
 
There’s some idiot poster here who claims he was once in the CIA.
 
yes. when i was on my 2nd deployment to Afghan-land, I ended up having to pull tower guard duty with this motherfucker who was absolutely obnoxious with his stories. He was in the same battalion as me, but different company, so i didn't really meet him until we were overseas together. Anyway, the worst part about it was that it turned out that he was also from Cincy, so us having that in common made him think were defacto pals or something; i tolerated him for the most part, but my GOD i couldn't wait to get away from him when we were done pulling guard duty, and i was SOOO thankful we weren't in the same company. Anyway, this dude (I'll go by his initials, CW) was all about spinning his own personal legend to anyone that happened to be stuck around him for any extended amount of time. And given that tower guard was an 8-12 hour duty, well, it was a day full of bullshit anytime you'd get stuck with him, and it was unbelievable what a corndick motherfucker this guy was. he was an "older" soldier, essentially having joined the army after he was into his 30's (he was older than me by a good 5-6 years or so), and so i guess that made him feel comfortable in spewing his bs, since he was usually around people younger than him. this guy was apparently a supreme asskicker, he'd fucked so many hot-ass women he'd lost count, etc etc. and it was just he way he told his stories, like he was narrating a fucking michael bay movie or some shit, that was downright laughable. most of his ass-kicking stories would end with him telling some guy (and i quote), "buddy....you got two options...*extended pause and uncomfortable eye contact*....either you can walk away right now, or i'll beat the ever-loving fuck outta you. . . ". Like the dude watched Roadhouse one time and decided that the movie HAD to be a representation of his life or something. apparently when he'd first joined, he'd gotten ranger school into his contract, but he flunked out literally the first day or two because he'd "hurt his back" (I confirmed with someone else in his company that he DID go to ranger school and he did flunk out, but the veracity of his back injury was always questionable). as a result of this injury, the dude was always on some sort of PT profile where he couldn't do regular PT, yet he carried himself like he was some sort of badass, steely-eyed killer, puke-worthy. the few times he wanted to accompany to the gym we had on the FOB (this was back when i was BIG into working out and was in excellent shape), the guy couldn't even hang, it was cringeworthy and embarrassing watching him struggling trying to keep up, talkin' about "I just gotta get my legs under me" and shit. I swear if i ever see that turd here in town i will do everything in my power to avoid him seeing me, he was the absolute worst.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I do. He’s been spouting bullshit on the radio all day, but it’s not worth the trouble to call him out.

His grandson is a sophomore in high school. Apparently he already has multiple football scholarship offers. He wants to be a veterinarian, and I’m pretty sure Florida has one of the best veterinary programs in the country, but he says Florida doesn’t offer that so right now his grandson is leaning towards Valdosta State(I went there for a semester, don’t remember a veterinarian program).

Last year, he spent a week talking about how him and his grandson was going to the Georgia-Florida game in Jacksonville, then the Monday after the game he said they watched it on tv(my man Donnie called him on that one)

He’s a direct descendant of both the Hatfields and McCoys and is invited to the family reunion.

He has a race truck that he bent the frame on when he hit a mailbox doing donuts in his subdivision.

He’s turned down management jobs.

Bill Elliott has asking him to be partners with him on a drag racing venue.

Bill Elliott used to not like him because he used to beat Bill Elliott in all the local races before Bill made it in NASCAR

He used to babysit Chase Elliott on weekends

The house he was born in is the oldest house in Alabama

He spoke at Elvis’s funeral

There’s countless others, but those are what sticks out.

You could also make up some shit like “Have you seen that albino beaver in the pond” and he’ll tell you he’s about ran over it in his loader a few times.

Shit’s annoying
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Sounds like a classic example of "One Upper" disorder
 
PnkPanther said:
one of my Jr High friends always claimed his football career was ended by a devastating knee injury. Knee injury so bad, I never knew him to be in crutches or anything else to indicate knee injury

He was back up D lineman, he told story of one game where he multiple sacks AND returned an INT for a TD

Me "And yet, you were still the back up next week?"
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You should have seen the starter...
 
RobBase Hates Everybody Now said:
I did. It was the bosses son. But something was wrong with him. He had physical developmental issues and he was a raging alcoholic. He claimed to be a writer for the the WWF (we worked in a machine shop in upstate rural MI). He claimed he mailed all his work in. He would take credit for big storylines and tell me how Vince McMahon would call him regularly. He told me Yokozuna wasn’t really fat. It was just pillows. And pretty soon he would come back super thin and win the belt back.

One time I made the mistake of inviting him to a party. He showed up with a 12 pack and a 5th of Bacardi and killed it all no problem. This guy was barely 5 feet tall. He said he learned to drink like that with Stone Cold Steve Austin. When another buddy called him out and started making fun of him he attacked him and tried to stone cold stun him. Obviously instead he got his ass kicked. Then he locked himself in a room and started slapping himself and cussing himself out. It was a bizarre.

Big wrestling fan. Big drinker. Pretty sure he wasn’t working w the WWF at the time.
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Are you sure he even watched? I'm not sure how pillows would work for a shirtless guy.
 
Cave_Johnson said:
Had a roommate in college who just enjoyed lying about everything.

He'd come home with stories about how somebody cut him off in traffic so he followed them into the woods and then took their keys and threw them in a lake.

The apartment we lived in had paper thin walls, but he was totally always bringing chicks home late at night and banging them super hard when me and the other roommate were asleep. Dude couldn't believe we didn't hear it.

Funny fucker, but he just loved lying all the time.
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Boyd Black?
 
SU Nittany Tide said:
Are you sure he even watched? I'm not sure how pillows would work for a shirtless guy.
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Oh ya. One of the biggest wrestling fans I’ve ever met. Pretty much all he talked about. He was a really messed up dude. Not right in the head at all.
 
I didn't know you worked with GnG.
Illustrious Potentate said:
I do. He’s been spouting bullshit on the radio all day, but it’s not worth the trouble to call him out.

His grandson is a sophomore in high school. Apparently he already has multiple football scholarship offers. He wants to be a veterinarian, and I’m pretty sure Florida has one of the best veterinary programs in the country, but he says Florida doesn’t offer that so right now his grandson is leaning towards Valdosta State(I went there for a semester, don’t remember a veterinarian program).

Last year, he spent a week talking about how him and his grandson was going to the Georgia-Florida game in Jacksonville, then the Monday after the game he said they watched it on tv(my man Donnie called him on that one)

He’s a direct descendant of both the Hatfields and McCoys and is invited to the family reunion.

He has a race truck that he bent the frame on when he hit a mailbox doing donuts in his subdivision.

He’s turned down management jobs.

Bill Elliott has asking him to be partners with him on a drag racing venue.

Bill Elliott used to not like him because he used to beat Bill Elliott in all the local races before Bill made it in NASCAR

He used to babysit Chase Elliott on weekends

The house he was born in is the oldest house in Alabama

He spoke at Elvis’s funeral

There’s countless others, but those are what sticks out.

You could also make up some shit like “Have you seen that albino beaver in the pond” and he’ll tell you he’s about ran over it in his loader a few times.

Shit’s annoying
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