Douchebag of The Year

[Fog]

Another box of ballots were found.

Where, DLP's basement?

 

[Fog]

Will you be buyin' votes wif vCash, en sech?

You look like you could fund Oscar's campaign are you with me on buying votes?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

You look like you could fund Oscar's campaign are you with me on buying votes?

You should win, but people don't know how you helped dox dbldwn, so here you are, unable to get your deserved crown. Douchebag

 

[Bayou Tiger]

I’d rather be a fence post in the most white trash part of Mississippi than be the king of NYC

 

[Peter Gozintite]

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Put a mullet, and overalls on that bitch, and his mother wouldn't know it's not him

 

[DragonFromTo]

That vote was never certified.

I guess no one added the Retsyn

 

[olympicoscar]

Mm hmm. That's how we got to you claiming that Hitler got elected chancellor in 1932 Germany. Because you "thought" it.

You should watch Jeopardy, sometimes. You'll see all kind of little mistakes like that.

 

[olympicoscar]

I can vouch for you as the best candidate for DOY and I think you should recruit me as your campaign manager. I'll make sure you win. I have all the faith in the world in you as being the best douchebag on HN.

I really couldn't care less. Considering that this is a right-wing propaganda forum, I would consider it an honor. Please vote for me.

 

[CorpRebel]

Is Dole in the running still?

 

[Mofo]

You should watch Jeopardy, sometimes. You'll see all kind of little mistakes like that.

Does Jeopardy award people for dumb incorrect answers now? I admit I don’t watch it.

 

[Tin Man]

Alex Trebek’s burns were “The correct answer is _______” with the unmistakable unstated implication, you fucking idiot.

Ken’s burns are emasculated. You were wrong, and you will own your embarrassment.

Colin’s burns are incredulous. You got that wrong?! I don’t need to add anything to how stupid you feel on TV for all time.

 

[Inquisitor]

I guess no one added the Retsyn

Thanks for being so certain.

 

[Inquisitor]

Is Dole in the running still?

Going to get the Lifetime Achievement Award any day now.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Thanks for being so certain.

I minted that response just for the moment

 

[Inquisitor]

I minted that response just for the moment

Holding my breath for another one.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Holding my breath for another one.

You mean, like two mints in one?

 

[Jon Deaux]

You mean, like two mints in one?

Double your pleasure, double your fun.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Why do you tools insist on going through this charade every year? We all know the winner is going to be Handi

 

[Wild Turkey]

Why do you tools insist on going through this charade every year? We all know the winner is going to be Handi

But which alt?

 

[jjc2009]

But which alt?