Dumbest member of your family that you know of

[Handicappers]

My online Hoop family has many retards.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Huh?

We’re all distant cousins

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

But you think sticking your dick in another dude's ass wouldn't be gay for you...

Yes

 

[ill]

Yes

do you just close your eyes and imagine it's a tube sock filled with meat and that's what gets you hard or something?

or are you that much of a degenerate that you say to yourself "a hole's a hole, as long as there's a little heat coming from it"?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

do you just close your eyes and imagine it's a tube sock filled with meat and that's what gets you hard or something?

or are you that much of a degenerate that you say to yourself "a hole's a hole, as long as there's a little heat coming from it"?

I’d fuck a hole in a tree

 

[ill]

I’d fuck a hole in a tree

ok, so degenerate

but what do you think about while doing it? Or are you like "man, I am fucking a tree! This is great!"

 

[Guy Incognito]

I’d fuck a hole in a tree

They made this sign for you, didn't they?

 

[RobBase]

Huh?

 

[RobBase]

I’d fuck a hole in a tree

Why did the guy fuck the tree?

Because the fence post is a dirty whore.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

ok, so degenerate

but what do you think about while doing it? Or are you like "man, I am fucking a tree! This is great!"

I see a hole and I go for it. A nanny goat with its head stuck in a fence is like a jackpot

 

[PackJason]

My wife's uncle is a Young Earth Creationist.

 

[RoyMunson]

What if it's a glory hole situation?

most likely gay.

 

[ill]

most likely gay.

and very likely the dumbest member of his family.

 

[RoyMunson]

and very likely the dumbest member of his family.

anybody sticking their dick in a glory hole, gets what they deserve.

 

[Me]

anybody sticking their dick in a glory hole, gets what they deserve.

A happy ending?

 

[RoyMunson]

A happy ending?

aids?

 

[BigRedMoe]

I’ve got a cousin named Eddie and what you envision isn’t far off.

 

[BigRedMoe]

I had a Great Great Great (?) Uncle named Wolfgang. Was a serious drunk. Fell asleep (passed the fuck out) partially on the train tracks and lost both his legs.

 

[batchaps4me]

I am more fucked up than anyone that you will ever meet, unless you meet any of my family.

 

[jjc2009]

If my daughter marries her boyfriend we’ll have a new winner.

Beyond that I have some real dumbfuck second cousins.