Dumbest Research Studies

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These are apparently REAL studies that get performed at universities.

1. Spiderman doesn't exist.
2. Most of your Facebook friends are not really your friends.
3. Playing Tetris for just three minutes stops your craving for sex, alcohol, and food.
4. Business travelers like it more when they have TSA PreCheck.
5. "Dark" websites are most commonly used for crime.
6. There's a simple trick to determine liberals from conservatives.
7. A healthy diet will help you live longer
8. Exercise makes our muscles work better with age.
9. Eating raw cookie dough could make you dangerously ill
10. Heart-stopping sex doesn't exist.
11. Black licorice is bad for you.
12. Beer makes people happy.
13. Four cups of coffee a day may be key to a longer life; 3 cups can help extend your life.
14. Psychopaths like to drink black coffee.
15. Watching pornography could make men better weightlifters.
16. People are attractive to badasses because badasses are super stylish.
17. Female porn stars are happier than other women.
18. Men prefer flings with dumb looking women.
19. Scientists can tell if you are gay or straight based on eye dilation.
20. Research shows that rich people lie and cheat a lot.
21. Four or more cups of coffee per day fights off cancer.
22. Eating egg yolks is as bad as smoking.
23. Castration is the key for long life in men.
24. Investment banking can be bad for your health.
25. "Cat ladies" are more likely to commit suicide.
26. Giving blowjobs make women happier and more intelligent.
27. Eating chocolate may help you win the Noble Prize.




Forgot to CnP the last link and don't care enough to go find it.
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Some more...

How different are apples and oranges really?
How do shrimps fare walking on a tread mill?
Is it better to smash an empty or full beer bottle on someone's head?
How to pee to avoid splash back?
What's the mathematical formula for perfect cheese on toast?
How to walk without spilling your coffee?
Take a photo without anyone blinking?
How does sitting for a long time affect a cow's ability to stand up?
How uncomfortable is wet underwear really?
What's up with navel fluff?

 
These are apparently REAL studies that get performed at universities.

1. Spiderman doesn't exist.
2. Most of your Facebook friends are not really your friends.
3. Playing Tetris for just three minutes stops your craving for sex, alcohol, and food.
4. Business travelers like it more when they have TSA PreCheck.
5. "Dark" websites are most commonly used for crime.
6. There's a simple trick to determine liberals from conservatives.
7. A healthy diet will help you live longer
8. Exercise makes our muscles work better with age.
9. Eating raw cookie dough could make you dangerously ill
10. Heart-stopping sex doesn't exist.
11. Black licorice is bad for you.
12. Beer makes people happy.
13. Four cups of coffee a day may be key to a longer life; 3 cups can help extend your life.
14. Psychopaths like to drink black coffee.
15. Watching pornography could make men better weightlifters.
16. People are attractive to badasses because badasses are super stylish.
17. Female porn stars are happier than other women.
18. Men prefer flings with dumb looking women.
19. Scientists can tell if you are gay or straight based on eye dilation.
20. Research shows that rich people lie and cheat a lot.
21. Four or more cups of coffee per day fights off cancer.
22. Eating egg yolks is as bad as smoking.
23. Castration is the key for long life in men.
24. Investment banking can be bad for your health.
25. "Cat ladies" are more likely to commit suicide.
26. Giving blowjobs make women happier and more intelligent.
27. Eating chocolate may help you win the Noble Prize.




Forgot to CnP the last link and don't care enough to go find it.
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You would be surprised what can be learned while doing seemingly useless thought experiments.

All the great Wiseman from history were for the most part thinkers. Really good thinkers.

Einstein came up with the answers to so many questions by making word puzzles out of them and performing thought exercises.

Some are so named simply to get attention...I would hope!
 
Some more...

How different are apples and oranges really?
How do shrimps fare walking on a tread mill?
Is it better to smash an empty or full beer bottle on someone's head?
How to pee to avoid splash back?
What's the mathematical formula for perfect cheese on toast?
How to walk without spilling your coffee?
Take a photo without anyone blinking?
How does sitting for a long time affect a cow's ability to stand up?
How uncomfortable is wet underwear really?
What's up with navel fluff?

Some of these would be really interesting imo.

I’d like them delivered in video form ideally. But I’ll check back to see if anyone does some homework for me otherwise. I’m lazy af.
 
This certainly proves that research science is far too bloated and should be reduced.
 
26. Giving blowjobs make women happier and more intelligent.
Well we need more extensive research on this, & then we need to get the information out to all the Ladies! Stat!!!!
 
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